Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
Awh, I'm sure they came to see you but they just love your dog so much they can't stop giving it attention. :3 Just say hey guys, I know my dog is pretty awesome, but could you spend a little more time with me?
I don't think that'll work. At least, it doesn't with me. My boyfriend comes over not for me, but for my dog and my couch. I'm at the mercy of my own bitch.
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
Doc I sense a great feeling of isolation and sorrow within you, I guess its the experience talking but don't worry I'm sure most of us acknowledge you I think or whatever.