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Same thing different taste
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It's what he would've wanted
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Is this legal?
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Oh no!! Very horrible timing :(.
8 hearing that would make me feel so much better
hey did you know that when your creamenated in today's society your not not actually burned? you are first dehydrated fully then you are crushed by a crusher! yummy! so the 'ashes' that you get are not ashes but dehydrated crushed bone!!:)
they shoulda had their v8
In Florida at least, it's illegal to dump ashes out to sea within 3 miles of the coast. you have to be in "International Waters" to be legit.
that sucks sorry op =(
it could be worse. you could of dumped the ashes and have the wind blow them into your face and hair.
anything grilled tastes good
I MODERATED THIS AND THE NEXT 4 FMLS (recents)!!!!!!!!!
fyl op. we just had my uncle cremated too. /;
Why would your life suck because of this? I thought this was FML, not "FMDETIWAMLMAFAGSTTS" ... (**** my day even though it won't affect my life much aside from a good story to tell strangers).
FHD (**** His Death)
Meh. In the water the fish would've gotten him. At least this way he got the thrill of flying before he got pooped out.
jackass
seagulls don't eat bone the jar that the bones were in was probably shiny. seagulls like shiny things
He did taste good...
11, ur eyes are pretty:). and that's horrible... kill them? jk u shulda shooed them away
74 that is the truth and everyone deserves to know the truth!
38's hot.
So, OP's uncle was cremated, consumed by a seagul, and then passed through the bird's system, and was shitted out through the other end. That sucks.
19 doesn't look like Obama. But yeah that really sucks OP. Hope your grandpas happy in heaven
you sit are a noob
That's sad... Sorry OP...
no FML here..... more of a FMA(**** my afterlife) for your uncle
you are hot and sexy nrgirl, do you own a bar or are you just posing in front of one? show your **** and spread those hot legs.
your an ass.
oh, that was an urn? sorry man, I thought it was a decorated mini trashcan so I threw my half eaten sandwich in there...
first! and that's really sad...
not really, you're just 3d. and indeed, that's really sad to hear..
failing at being first after you called it is even more sad.
Having a comment that says what number your comment is, now that is what's sad. Especially when that's all it says, or like 10 said, when you're wrong.
lmfao shoot the gulls
that's gross. stupid seaguls
Shoul have brought some sort of shotgun :P
damnn seaguls
They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.
When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!
I don't get why people decide to get cremated and then have their ashes spread somewhere where other people go.. That's kinda selfish to do, lmao. Other people swim in there and so do other animals. People also visit parks or w/e.
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They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.
When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!