By SeagullsShouldDie - United States
Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML
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  2kool4skoolyo  |  0

hey did you know that when your creamenated in today's society your not not actually burned?

you are first dehydrated fully then you are crushed by a crusher! yummy! so the 'ashes' that you get are not ashes but dehydrated crushed bone!!:)

  davekron  |  0

Why would your life suck because of this? I thought this was FML, not "FMDETIWAMLMAFAGSTTS" ... (Fuck my day even though it won't affect my life much aside from a good story to tell strangers).

  linx468  |  8

#13 You are absolutely disgusting.
The way you described it made me feel sick and how you said "yummy" and ":)" after is even more sickening. I hope YOU die and your ashes get eaten by seagulls. Just think how the OP would feel after reading that comment.

  bigbadtim  |  7

So, OP's uncle was cremated, consumed by a seagul, and then passed through the bird's system, and was shitted out through the other end. That sucks.

  jasonsaied  |  1

I don't see how this is an fml. what did the op think would happen to the ashes anyway? they'd be eaten by seagulls or fish or something

By  redrovaa  |  0

I don't get why people decide to get cremated and then have their ashes spread somewhere where other people go..

That's kinda selfish to do, lmao. Other people swim in there and so do other animals.

People also visit parks or w/e.

  krissy8877  |  2

a lot of people want to be in their favorite place. a big part of their life. some people put it from the bible ashes to ashes dust to dust. that's sad that the segals are stupid. but this is a fml. that's horrible