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By thanksmom - / Thursday 2 June 2011 09:27 / United States
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I find that you are easily amused, OP your mum is a bitch she probably didn't even realize you were in a crash.

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I never fail to be amazed at people who have the special talent of always managing to pick out humour in situations that never intended it.

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I am never fail to be amazed at those who have the ability to pick out humor in situations that never intended it.

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Yay. I was first and people are trying to break my balls. Okay. 35, It is on FML for a reason. It's supposed to be humorous. 51, How the fuck am I stupid or a punk? You're sounding like an ignorant hoodlum right about now. That comment wasn't bad nor good in any way. Karma will have to pay me back some neutral shit. 46 & 67, sorry for not addressing you both individually, but I just wanted to say to you that I'm glad you're here in the FML community to balance out the ignorance. Thank y

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if OP was 16 then mom would have had to be at the hospital to fill out paperwork. the fact that she wasn't already there/no parent was there to sign release forms says OP is over 18. therefore an adult therefore able to move out. OP I feel bad for you.

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She doesn't even know her mom's phone number and had to use a phone book; they're probably not very close

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Most people with cell phones just enter the number once then use speed dial or look the person up by name. Not a surprise that she had to look up her moms number.

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If it was a home phone, she should know the number as it is also her home number. if it was her mom's cell phone, the number wouldn't be in the phone book.

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45, he says MP in his description, if that's not specific enough send him a private message rather than out here in the comments. kthxbai.

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not every car accident involves broken legs or paralysis I rolled my car three times and walked away with just a scratch on my elbow and some muscle stiffness.

when your home and she is about to go out take her house keys and have her sleep in the car for the night and say the same thing to her when she ask why you did not open the door

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ooo.. i was going to say slap the bitch and throw her out. and tell her you dont feel like letting her back in. but your approach works too. lol

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