themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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Comments (147)
r0ckoman 0
I'm eating bread DX
xSorry_fml 10
Does it look like an open faced roast beef sandwich?
mattorama 15
I wonder what she refers to her period as.
tmd4L 7
I'd be staying out of that oven for awhile...
screamo_neve 12
I don't see why people are making such a big deal about this. Yeast infections are common in most women. It's not always caused by lack of cleanliness, it can also be caused by different foods you eat, and plus it can be easily treated, so get over yourselves. Get an education or do some research.
Steve95401 49
OP should be glad his girlfriend is "making bread" instead of having a bun in the oven.
Steve95401 49
This is the kind of yeast that doesn't make things rise.
kareltje 17
I ate my gf's bread during that time and I was in her oven all the time. And I'm still around and healthy. Nothing more common and harmless than that. Enjoy lunch.
sodapopper 6
Some bitches man. They don't get it.. Trying to be funny, and failing consistently..
hateevryone 15
ewwwww her ****** probably looks like bread too.
sinking_fish 12
66- ahmahgawddd, I know right!!?!?!?! Ewwwsss! -.-