themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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Comments (147)
erockinthesuburb 17
All the 'blue waffle' comments were over my head, so I did a google search... FML. I will be burning out my eyeballs shortly. Thanks, jerks.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol! I feel ya, I didn't get it either until I googled it. I gave away my astro blueberry yogurt promptly afterwards. :p
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats gonna be some nasty bread.
DocBastard 40
It's not like it smells like bread or anything. Just get her a Diflucan and get the **** over it.
causticgirl 6
Thank you. Fungal infection. Not bakers yeast simpletons.
speshlk37 13
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
hardonforjesus 10
Quarter pounder with cheese, ha ha ha, someone beat you to it
firemedic919 0
sweet. makes you wanna go n eat at the y
DevLights 1
Can I get directions to the y?
DevLights 1
Wait I think I get it now.
brekab8 14
Eww she is so dirty and disgusting for that!
eyeIoveyou 4
if you haven't experienced having a yeast infection yet, I guarantee you will on multiple occasions. it doesn't make you dirty or out of the ordinary, it makes you human. :')
screamo_neve 12
Even though it isn't very comfortable. But yes, it's natural for women to get yeast infections. Live and learn.
chels1994 11
note: yeast infection-not the same as an STD
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, tight jeans can bring on a yeast infection. It's normal.
sarahbear430 0
I think 38 meant that she was dirty and disgusting for what she said about her yeast infection, not for having one.
raphanne_fml 33
Better treat that quickly, or she'll have a Smurf's village between her legs...
43trauts 14
Don't mention Smurfs on a topic like this
raphanne_fml 33
Smurfs.
FriendlyOtaku 10
I will never watch the Smurfs again...
mollykatelynch 11
OP's name makes this FML even funnier. xD
nessaface25 14
Ew now thanks to you, neither can the rest of us.
mark98706 4
You should break up with her for being so nasty
screamo_neve 12
Why? Yeast infections are common for women and can be easily treated.
mark98706 4
Yeah but they come about from not washing yourself good enough
chels1994 11
You should Google it more...
DocBastard 40
******* hell, Mark. If you're really 24 years old, you should know by now that yeast infections have nothing to do with hygiene. They happen when women ********** with bagels. Can happen with English muffins, too. Idiot.
screamo_neve 12
^ Just made my night. I love your sarcasm.
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
Thank you kindly for making my day less shitty.