FML : Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm...

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Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 October 2015 21:57 / United States - Fort Worth

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By Emmamazing | 26

#6428863 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:47

Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.

By gosh_mate | 30

#6428866 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:48

That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated.
Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!

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By Emmamazing | 26

#6428863 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:47

Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.

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Emmaray | 16

#6428909 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 13:08

"Didn't realize I got the mint option. Oh wait.. there wasn't a mint option.." :-|

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kaed | 16

#6428926 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 13:40

That's another FML just waiting to happen...

By Cads1 | 24

#6428864 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:47

Are your eyes painted on?

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princeofgirl | 18

#6429269 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:11

What sense did that make?

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Mandybruin | 15

#6429673 - Thursday 8 October 2015 8:11

Actually that was kind of funny. I LOL'd. ;-)

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weswheatley | 14

#6430425 - Friday 9 October 2015 4:31

I assume OP was just tired, like you are when you brush your teeth

By gosh_mate | 30

#6428866 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:48

That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated.
Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!

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Ethan5640 | 17

#6429138 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 19:58

Yeah, why on earth would you leave the tube of cream where you're publicly advertising you have a yeast infection to your family?

By chaseafterwind82 | 29

#6428867 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:48

Dear Christ, you're gonna need a new mouth...

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Bibliovore | 26

#6428948 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 14:31

Hey, at least OP won't have thrush!

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6428869 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:49

Hope you're doing well OP!!

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One_Way | 43

#6429495 - Thursday 8 October 2015 4:50

Well enough to write an FML about the experience, at least.

By spookyboy | 20

#6428874 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:54

I guess it didn't taste like bread, huh?

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6428876 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:00

Look on the brightside. At yeast your mouth is infection free.

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pedinhuh | 23

#6429360 - Thursday 8 October 2015 1:15

I see what you did there..

By Silk_Routes | 14

#6428880 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:07

bitter experience

By brycemash | 9

#6428881 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:08

At yeast wash your mouth!

By AndyPurdy | 30

#6428887 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:22

Gross

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