By somewhatlucky - 27/12/2011 09:42 - United States
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Tell her that you are pregnant, or made a girl pregnant, and then watch her reaction to that.
You should fake a panic attack next time she least suspects it and "fall unconscious" that'll teach the biatch.
So the best everyone could come up with was pretend you're pregnant? I'd pretend I'm a serial killer and walk towards her with a knife. What? Too much?
Anxiety issues aside, that's an unconscionable thing to do to a child. Last I checked, parents are supposed to provide their children with a safe environment that fosters security. Your mother has problems. This isn't a practical joke, it's just cruel.