themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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bubo_fml 11
I have the same horror of equating a ****** with an old Fig Newton jingle..."Ooo whee gooey rich & chewy inside, golden tender flaky crispy outside..." Now, whenever I perform ***********, I have to sing the jingle before hand & likewise, whenever I eat a Fig Newton, I get the sensation of eating pussy...(Don't get me started about a York peppermint Patty!)
drew_jordan1 0
I feel so sorry for you bruh
Xx_slickrikk_xX 0
Gross
seth787 0
D:
Get_Sommme 2
ya thanks a lot buddy now i will too
gottobeme123 4
And now neither can we
kaykay20 0
Don't worry it's actually not the same kind of yeast. By the way don't have sex till its cleared up.
nikefan201 0
let her make bread in a dutch over
Narwhal234 6
There go the sammiches! ZING!
Ramell 18
And then you just had to share it wuth us...