Love, Awkward, Cooking and Relationship advice: Time for a beer

Time for a beer

By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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You deserved it 182

Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Craft beer bores

By Sticky - 08/11/2020 17:02 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, just before bed, I decided to put away the dry washing. I ended up knocking over my boyfriend's precious brewing ginger beer. It took me an hour to clean it off the floor, cupboards, door, outside and inside of the fridge. Everything is still sticky and smells of yeast. FML

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You deserved it 366

By Sick'o'bitches - 04/09/2018 03:30

Today, I spent my entire day off making a brisket. It had been cooking for 8 hours when, just before dinner, I went for a quick jog. In that time my girlfriend came home and ruined it by trying to make it the way she wanted. I'm a chef and she's an office worker. We couldn't eat it. FML

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You deserved it 382

By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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You deserved it 36 921

Sweet dude

By no booze blues - 21/10/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out some cabinets and stumbled upon a bottle of vodka. Being a recovering alcoholic, I immediately flushed it down the toilet. When my boyfriend got home, instead of being proud of my victory, he bitched me out for wasting the good shit. That’s for the support babe. FML

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You deserved it 284

By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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You deserved it 3 792

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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You deserved it 7 380

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 17 December 2023 20:47

you know you're allowed to get rid of her, right?

Chazzster 28

Sunday 17 December 2023 20:16

Girlfriend does not sound like a keeper. Some idiots become threatened somehow if their significant other does anything that seems out of the norm for their idea of their role. That's remarkably stupid and closed minded behavior...

Comments

Chazzster 28

Sunday 17 December 2023 20:16

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 17 December 2023 20:47

you know you're allowed to get rid of her, right?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 17 December 2023 23:37

Time to ditch the b!tch. You deserve better. Normally I'd say talk things out but this is a red flag.

core01 30

Monday 18 December 2023 4:21

Girlfriend -garbage, dough - oven

kittycatkelss 29

Monday 18 December 2023 5:48

Really don’t want to mix those two up

Rake 13

Monday 18 December 2023 8:32

Chose to be with those who empower you. Chose to stay away from those degrade you

WardenWolf 26

Monday 18 December 2023 9:13

Unless there is a significant extenuating circumstance that is causing her to act like this, this should be the red flag to walk away.

newbiemalestr8 26

Monday 18 December 2023 12:14

Should have baked the bread and enjoyed it. Don’t give her power over your enjoyment

Thaylok 17

Monday 18 December 2023 14:38

The good thing is you are just bf/gf. Which means you found a good reason to not keep this one around and instead find someone who will be supportive.