Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection....

By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Annie's Song

By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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A saint

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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ahabsfan 14

Friday 16 August 2019 13:09

Be thankful that was the location of the yeast infection and not the alternative.

acmariner99 25

Friday 16 August 2019 17:05

Apparently shes reached the age where she gives no more *****.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Friday 16 August 2019 13:09

Be thankful that was the location of the yeast infection and not the alternative.

Amanda Jaworski 23

Friday 16 August 2019 14:14

Just don’t eat the bread!

acmariner99 25

Friday 16 August 2019 17:05

Apparently shes reached the age where she gives no more *****.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 August 2019 17:14

Well, there goes my morning wood.

tipsyone 22

Saturday 17 August 2019 1:30

Damn! This post made throw up

LostSoul 19

Saturday 17 August 2019 3:58

Does she have dementia?

jobekka 20

Friday 29 October 2021 1:10

caretakers would praise her for showing it, maybe she thought you would too ;)

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In all seriousness, be safe out there guys!

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