By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
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At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

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derpster 7
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Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

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supersmeg12345 10

That's just nassssty. Probably sour dough bread too

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omfg_creepers 8

Almost as nasty as your profile picture ;)

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derpster 7
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Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

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48Connor 10
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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! That was awful. Just awful.

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FarSide 22
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When she can serve up a stack of blue waffles, message me.

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Damn_Hippster 11

I was eating a sandwich on whole wheat bread when I read this, excuse me while I throw up now...

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changesinme 0
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Great, when does her bakery open?

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enonymous 8

I'm brewing up a bad case of crab and clam chowder in my pants. Your gf and I should get together and make lunch

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graham11 14
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No, it was a vanilla cupcake ;)

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CapnAwesome 11
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Can you(1) please change your fucking picture?? Thats really disgusting!!!!!

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ohmandapants 16
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^ I don't think he really gives a shit. I mean it's nasty, but whatever.

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Alexunited1212 2

23- Cedar Rapids :)

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thatgirlinoregon 21
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At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

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Savra_fml 17
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Did you really have to bring beer into this?

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thisisafunnyname 12
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I guess it's good ol vodka from now on

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OnlyOnFML 0
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Mmmmmm. Bread.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Check out OP's name.... that's legit

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WaSiSimiLang 8
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It's a great excuse to eat her now! Sexually I mean. Bad pun is intended

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xoxokelsey11 5

yummy bread.

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PaulB123 11
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What type of bread does she eat!?!

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Sarah_moustache 9

At least it isn't a different type of pastry. .... Blue waffle D:

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EddiE_CN 8
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I really need to stop reading FMLs while eating.

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Zeppelin1969 5
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^^ I agree ^^

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trippythehippy 6

Twat muffins?

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mynameisminho 0
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i agree.. D:

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twogingers1fire 7
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Oh you didn't know? That's how all bread is made.

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InvaderAmi 4
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OH GOD, I CAN NEVER EAT BREAD AGAIN

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EllyMo 15
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Did you put a bun in the oven? I'd check your baguette.

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Liimitless 6
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Hopefully there's no piss in the oven haha

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lrgenesis 19

Hahaha 13… just be sure to butter the bread after it's toasted and more firm instead of when it's not toasted and all floppy.

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jobsman99 0

You get to inject the special ingredients.

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CataracsFan 10

Does it taste like bread....?

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trippythehippy 6

Cheesy bread?

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