By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
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At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

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That's just nassssty. Probably sour dough bread too

Almost as nasty as your profile picture ;)

Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! That was awful. Just awful.

When she can serve up a stack of blue waffles, message me.

I was eating a sandwich on whole wheat bread when I read this, excuse me while I throw up now...

Great, when does her bakery open?

I'm brewing up a bad case of crab and clam chowder in my pants. Your gf and I should get together and make lunch

No, it was a vanilla cupcake ;)

Can you(1) please change your fucking picture?? Thats really disgusting!!!!!

^ I don't think he really gives a shit. I mean it's nasty, but whatever.

23- Cedar Rapids :)

At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

Did you really have to bring beer into this?

I guess it's good ol vodka from now on

Mmmmmm. Bread.

Check out OP's name.... that's legit

It's a great excuse to eat her now! Sexually I mean. Bad pun is intended

yummy bread.

What type of bread does she eat!?!

At least it isn't a different type of pastry. .... Blue waffle D:

I really need to stop reading FMLs while eating.

^^ I agree ^^

Twat muffins?

i agree.. D:

Oh you didn't know? That's how all bread is made.

OH GOD, I CAN NEVER EAT BREAD AGAIN

Did you put a bun in the oven? I'd check your baguette.

Hopefully there's no piss in the oven haha

Hahaha 13… just be sure to butter the bread after it's toasted and more firm instead of when it's not toasted and all floppy.

You get to inject the special ingredients.

Does it taste like bread....?

Cheesy bread?