themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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Comments (147)
gary8082 14
Eat a loaf and a half and you're full
Wythstyles 5
eww after my ex-wives first yeast infection i been scared to even go down on a girl again...i feel for you bro
KiddNYC1O 22
Man, your disappointment and user name together is funny.
chels1994 11
Dammit people. 90% of the time I read these, I'm eating. Can't finish one damn meal around here.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol!
perdix 31
Now, you're going to have to knead your own dough. If you've read all the comments so far, I'll bet you're going to go gluten-free.
Big_Red_138 3
Oh my gosh...I was eating a piece of bread while reading this and starting to feel it come back up...I feel for you OP.
Mea022796 2
That's gross
hguzman904 0
wtf...Nasty!!!
brick_man33 14
guess you wont be eating her sandwich for a while.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Hahahagross.
trippythehippy 6
BISCUITS... BISCUITS!!!