Health, Transportation, Awkward, Trauma and Trains: Ralph and Huey - FML

Ralph and Huey

By wookieewhosshe - 12/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML

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tiptoppc 18

Monday 13 June 2022 22:10

Kudos. That’s what I love about traumatizing people in public. You ruined someone’s day and don’t have to stick around for the ptsd. It’s like trolling the general public

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tiptoppc 18

Monday 13 June 2022 22:10

Kudos. That’s what I love about traumatizing people in public. You ruined someone’s day and don’t have to stick around for the ptsd. It’s like trolling the general public

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