FML : Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he...

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Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Boss Troubles / Tuesday 17 March 2015 06:12 / United States - Anaheim

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By interesting33 | 36

#6234914 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:02

Just accept the offer he made and go first - it gets annoying when people can't accept stuff like that.

By Sael_fml | 19

#6234909 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:54

climbing the corporate ladder isn't all roses and scented candles

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By peceout | 29

#6234904 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:51

What a stinky situation.

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firefox9778 | 20

#6234948 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 12:35

No. Bad.

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CODplayer4lyfe | 24

#6234985 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:51

I remember saying something similar #24 (;

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peceout | 29

#6282987 - Wednesday 6 May 2015 7:15

I tried, and failed miserably. I'll see myself out.

By pratikp03 | 22

#6234905 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:51

I would done the same to ur boss.

By EclipseCandy6 | 24

#6234906 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:53

Everyone knows you're supposed to travel up wind in confined spaces

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_kyleG_ | 34

#6234935 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:57

Except that the gas followed the same plan

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skellingtonfart | 18

#6234993 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:12

Why was #21 down voted?! It was funny!

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cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6235630 - Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:21

because op was going up wind?

By Greendaycheese | 12

#6234907 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:54

Well, OP.. You know what they say.

All smells that end well.

By TomeDr | 18

#6234908 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:54

Well, he TRIED to be polite!

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tantanpanda | 26

#6235640 - Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:34

If someone insists more than once, assume they have a good reason and take the offer.

By Sael_fml | 19

#6234909 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:54

climbing the corporate ladder isn't all roses and scented candles

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uglyheadedbitch | 20

#6236091 - Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:33

It is if you listen to outkast

By hippodankamus | 22

#6234910 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:57

I hope your nose is okay

By aubamas | 20

#6234911 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:58

Always listen to your boss up the stairs

By albertozeta_fml | 9

#6234912 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:00

Or maybe this is his way to punish you because you refused to let him look at your ass...

By IWishIWasObama | 12

#6234913 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:01

Yeah, I've learned to do everything my boss says.

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