FML : Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke...

Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Thursday 11 May 2017 22:00 /

Intimacy

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By Tarlachia | 33

#7453122 - Thursday 11 May 2017 22:05

So, you're in the middle of sex and fondling her breasts are what she's concerned about?

By Mynxie | 26

#7449104 - Thursday 4 May 2017 16:51

Why didn't you check for a pulse on her neck? Much easier

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By Mynxie | 26

#7449104 - Thursday 4 May 2017 16:51

Why didn't you check for a pulse on her neck? Much easier

By Tarlachia | 33

#7453122 - Thursday 11 May 2017 22:05

So, you're in the middle of sex and fondling her breasts are what she's concerned about?

Zahafiz Aqil | 4

#7476975 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 11:30

Lol narcolepsy definition means.
extreme tendency to fall asleep when in relaxing surroundings.
Lol that just makes it 3 times more funny

By RichardPencil | 25

#7453143 - Thursday 11 May 2017 22:35

You were having sex, but she's upset you were fondling her breasts?

Was it because you were running the bases backwards?

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7453612 - Friday 12 May 2017 19:09

Probably rather bc sexually activity while unconsciousness is by legal definition rape. But you know, you do you

By Timothy Keplinger | 3

#7453147 - Thursday 11 May 2017 22:40

Honestly tho since u didn't check on the neck and was searching for a heartbeat on her chest u kinda were fondling her breasts tho y she was concerned about this during sex the world may never know

TinScarecrow | 7

#7454461 - Sunday 14 May 2017 10:34

Oh, yeah, cause when you're freaking out you think "let me move my hand from her chest to her neck to check her vitals". It was probably just closest to where his hands were already