By AVeryConfusedGuy - 11/05/2017 22:00

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Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
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So, you're in the middle of sex and fondling her breasts are what she's concerned about?

Why didn't you check for a pulse on her neck? Much easier

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Why didn't you check for a pulse on her neck? Much easier

So, you're in the middle of sex and fondling her breasts are what she's concerned about?

Lol narcolepsy definition means. extreme tendency to fall asleep when in relaxing surroundings. Lol that just makes it 3 times more funny

You were having sex, but she's upset you were fondling her breasts? Was it because you were running the bases backwards?

Honestly tho since u didn't check on the neck and was searching for a heartbeat on her chest u kinda were fondling her breasts tho y she was concerned about this during sex the world may never know

Oh, yeah, cause when you're freaking out you think "let me move my hand from her chest to her neck to check her vitals". It was probably just closest to where his hands were already

Nap attack!

Still counts!

You would think she might have mentioned thst so you wouldn't freak out thinking she was dead. I place this on her!

I find this situation to be both awkward and very weird. She should have warned you that she was narcoleptic before you went down to "business."

That sucks for both of you.

U sure she was awake before sex? ?