By AVeryConfusedGuy
  Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
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By  Timothy Keplinger  |  3

Honestly tho since u didn't check on the neck and was searching for a heartbeat on her chest u kinda were fondling her breasts tho y she was concerned about this during sex the world may never know

  TinScarecrow  |  15

Oh, yeah, cause when you're freaking out you think "let me move my hand from her chest to her neck to check her vitals". It was probably just closest to where his hands were already