Gas giant

By morgan - 09/04/2021 23:00

Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 256

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doesn't matter if you were alone or if the house was jam packed with people...you were in the privacy of your own room. next time tell him to get the fuck over it

Humans need to fart, keeping farts in makes them stink worse and also it can damage intestines. It is normal to fart, so keep farting.

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doesn't matter if you were alone or if the house was jam packed with people...you were in the privacy of your own room. next time tell him to get the fuck over it

Humans need to fart, keeping farts in makes them stink worse and also it can damage intestines. It is normal to fart, so keep farting.

Tell him to mind his own damn business.

"It's not like you were in the blast radius, jackhole, get over it!"