Animals, Cats and Television: Cats hate his mustache

Cats hate his mustache

By Rebecca - 19/02/2022 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was on the couch watching Dr. Phil. My cat walked in, took one look at the screen, and immediately backed up into the coffee table in front of me and sprayed with all of his might. Not only was the table hit, but so was I. I guess he’s not a huge fan of Dr. Phil. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By My cat is a dick - 13/04/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML

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historygrad74 19

Saturday 19 February 2022 16:21

He is a very intelligent cat.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 February 2022 11:11

He laid down a marker signaling all other cats. Cats have different urine scents indicating the presence of mice, dogs and douchebags who aren't even real doctors. They also hate the Title+First Name construct.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 February 2022 11:11

historygrad74 19

Saturday 19 February 2022 16:21

He is a very intelligent cat.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Saturday 19 February 2022 20:46

Dr. Phil is shit so I'd say your cat is pretty damn smart 🤷

Vesi 29

Saturday 19 February 2022 22:36

Ahh yeah if he's still intact, you *really* need to get him neutered. If he IS neutered, you really need to get him to a vet because he's telling you he has a health issue.