Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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HawkingBeach 0

Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...

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Decoyum 0

NOO!!! I was just trolled!

0 1
cookiemobzta 0

YDI for not having wireless headphone s

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writergirl69 0

that's what you get for listening to your iPod when you're with your baby!

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mariah_1_11 22

Get that shit out of your ears!!! God I love puns...

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Dillybar 0

That's why I really don't want kids...

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_Noon_ 0

Because they shit? Newsflash; everyone does.

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tyhillman 0

That's true, but only half of adults shit on themselves.

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oldskoolman85 0

Newsflash: You don't have to clean up anyone else's shit if you don't have kids.

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bluehero 17

Because you don't want earbuds covered in poop?

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bill929 7

I guess you could say *puts on sunnys* she hit the brown note. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Scrantoncity 0

Ooh gross clean your ears!

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HawkingBeach 0

Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.

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patrickhb 0

Oh, because everyone should learn from an early age that it's rude to listen to music whilst cleaning someone else's genitals?

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elara15 0

Do you know how often a baby's diaper needs changing? Listening to music while doing so doesn't make a difference to the chore or "manners". And by deductive reasoning, the OP was paying more attention to her child than the music anyway. Way to be.

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the_stereotype 0

it's not rude as much as it is unwise to have an iPod while changing diapers. i mean, if it wasn't the dirty headphones, the baby could have sprayed the iPod.

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xNephilim 18

Because the baby will remember something that happened while she needed a diaper-change. Also, I don't see how this is bad manners. Explain...?

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_Noon_ 0

Ew, that's gross! Eww. The only silver lining here is that its your own babies poop. FYL.

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plexico 3

If that counts as a silver lining, I hate to see (or smell) your jewelry box.

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whyarepeopledumb 2

You're a ******* idiot. How is that a silver lining?

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tessitada 0

COLES BALLS MAKE HEIDI HOT.

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Phr3Sh 0

Not so bad, buy new ones. And learn your lesson, don't listen to music again while changing diapers.

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