Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks 542
You deserved it 1 409

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I'm very confused as to how you could mistake a 70 year old woman for your boyfriend, even in a theater.

So, who's the better kisser?

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So, who's the better kisser?

I'm very confused as to how you could mistake a 70 year old woman for your boyfriend, even in a theater.

Her boyfriend probably has an old lady haircut. I'm imagining a high beehive and laughing my ass off!