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Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!
After the birthday sex, tell her it's not your birthday. It never hurts getting some extra breakfast, presents, and sex!
have sex with her, and when she's about to reach her peak, tell her what an awful girlfriend she is. then bust your nut and pass out.
Chocolate cake and sex sounds like a pretty good way to spend the day especially when it's not your birthday. I think you should text her ex a thank you note.
If she's getting her ex's birthday mixed up with yours, she clearly knows more about him then she does you, i say she steps it up or dump her. You deserve better than someone who's clearly still hung up on her ex.
Um, it was a mistaken date, it's not like she CHEATED on him. Imagine that, she makes him an exquisite breakfast, topped off with cake and sex, and suddenly he dumps her. "Yeah, uh, all this wonderful stuff you did for me? That means you're still in love with your ex. Now swallow that cum shot and fuck off."