By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 773
You deserved it 16 144

Same thing different taste

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Sun_Kissed18 25


Sun_Kissed18 25
Ajjas013 6

At least you didn't spill nevercomeoff glue on your hands. That would suck.

At least you didn't mistake it for lube.

Zhejan 0

Looks like a sticky situation

HahaYDI 0

#38, I have seen SOO many of your awful jokes on this site, but for this one, I give you props.

At least you didn't mistake it for lube.

your_mother 0

"I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster"... that's what she said

Saccharide 0

Imagine the OP typing this up with his hands glued together and this FML is a lot funnier.

lmao pretty sure it'd be hard to spill half a bottle of thick, viscous super glue on your hands without noticing

#88: There is superglue that is a liquid almost the consistency of water, available at most gas stations. It hardens in seconds just like the thicker stuff...

RUBING ALCOHAL people or nailpolish remover, eather works just fine.

Brandosyn 0

It has become an ingrained habit for me, whenever I buy Superglue/Krazyglue I also buy a bottle of nail-polish remover. One afternoon with the handset of a phone bonded to my hand was enough of a lesson for me.

alfiesmom109 0

Nail polish remover will work to get this stuff off... But it won't be a quick fix.

shezzamezza 0

that's not possible b/c most superglues have two parts that you mix together so that story doesn't happen. although it is true that cold water makes it harden faster. so op, if u did do that, you are an idiot as u had already mixed the two together and then somehow managed to spill it on u. either way ydi.

J15237 25

The only thing that immedietly came to mind after reading the post was American Pie 2

a1mostevi1 0

wouldnt one hand be superglued to the faucet handle thingy?

Intellectualist 0

Moisture tightens the bond. retard.

alyssa00 0

me too! and then my roommate was going to help me and glued herself up as well :D

americayay 0

I was thinking that. Not really that big of a deal. Just kind of a pain.