Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
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pcakewafflebacon
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at least you didn't pick your nose
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Sun_Kissed18
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Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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Sun_Kissed18
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Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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Ajjas013
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At least you didn't spill nevercomeoff glue on your hands. That would suck.
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seanreddog
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At least you didn't mistake it for lube.
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Zhejan
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Looks like a sticky situation
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HahaYDI
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#38, I have seen SOO many of your awful jokes on this site, but for this one, I give you props.
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seanreddog
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At least you didn't mistake it for lube.
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your_mother
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"I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster"... that's what she said
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amy397123
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#60, you are awesome.
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Saccharide
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Imagine the OP typing this up with his hands glued together and this FML is a lot funnier.
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FMY_FYL
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West Virginia.
That is all.
That is all.
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raNDMGUy
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lmao pretty sure it'd be hard to spill half a bottle of thick, viscous super glue on your hands without noticing
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thousandinone
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#88: There is superglue that is a liquid almost the consistency of water, available at most gas stations. It hardens in seconds just like the thicker stuff...
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yayhesdead165
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RUBING ALCOHAL people or nailpolish remover, eather works just fine.
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Brandosyn
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It has become an ingrained habit for me, whenever I buy Superglue/Krazyglue I also buy a bottle of nail-polish remover.
One afternoon with the handset of a phone bonded to my hand was enough of a lesson for me.
One afternoon with the handset of a phone bonded to my hand was enough of a lesson for me.
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alfiesmom109
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Nail polish remover will work to get this stuff off... But it won't be a quick fix.
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shezzamezza
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that's not possible b/c most superglues have two parts that you mix together so that story doesn't happen. although it is true that cold water makes it harden faster. so op, if u did do that, you are an idiot as u had already mixed the two together and then somehow managed to spill it on u. either way ydi.
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EmmyRahh
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that's what she said
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rikkech
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Hah, i feel sorry for you :| ..
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luluk854ever
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no ydi fie being an idiot
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pcakewafflebacon
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at least you didn't pick your nose
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a1mostevi1
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wouldnt one hand be superglued to the faucet handle thingy?
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mbjp93
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Or worse...
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Turtles_rock
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Ha wow that sucks
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Intellectualist
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Moisture tightens the bond. retard.
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MikeHawke
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Shut up bitch
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Intellectualist
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shut up. twat.
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redbluegreen
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Laura doesn't look like much of a redhead...
When will they get married?
When will they get married?
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MikeHawke
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no u r
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redbluegreen
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You're horrible at insults.
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MikeHawke
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Wasn't meant to be insulting. You're terrible at everything
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MikeHawke
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Just kidding, I love you
Just kidding, I hate you
Just kidding, I hate you
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redbluegreen
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Great.
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MikeHawke
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You love it.
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alyssa00
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i did that same thing, haha.
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Jak0p
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me too! and then my roommate was going to help me and glued herself up as well :D
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PostalPenguin
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Acetone will take that right off.
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americayay
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I was thinking that. Not really that big of a deal. Just kind of a pain.
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DameGreyWulf
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Complete opposite of your dick, eh?
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Shmeaty
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oh wow, your life is SO f'd. please go de in a fire.
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mauseum
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NIce
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Chaldean710
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HAHAHA poor you ;)