By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 754
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at least you didn't pick your nose

Sun_Kissed18 25

Aren't we in a pickle now :)


Sun_Kissed18 25

Aren't we in a pickle now :)

Ajjas013 6

At least you didn't spill nevercomeoff glue on your hands. That would suck.

At least you didn't mistake it for lube.

Zhejan 0

Looks like a sticky situation

HahaYDI 0

#38, I have seen SOO many of your awful jokes on this site, but for this one, I give you props.

At least you didn't mistake it for lube.

your_mother 0

"I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster"... that's what she said

#60, you are awesome.

Saccharide 0

Imagine the OP typing this up with his hands glued together and this FML is a lot funnier.

West Virginia. That is all.

lmao pretty sure it'd be hard to spill half a bottle of thick, viscous super glue on your hands without noticing

#88: There is superglue that is a liquid almost the consistency of water, available at most gas stations. It hardens in seconds just like the thicker stuff...

RUBING ALCOHAL people or nailpolish remover, eather works just fine.

Brandosyn 0

It has become an ingrained habit for me, whenever I buy Superglue/Krazyglue I also buy a bottle of nail-polish remover. One afternoon with the handset of a phone bonded to my hand was enough of a lesson for me.

alfiesmom109 0

Nail polish remover will work to get this stuff off... But it won't be a quick fix.

shezzamezza 0

that's not possible b/c most superglues have two parts that you mix together so that story doesn't happen. although it is true that cold water makes it harden faster. so op, if u did do that, you are an idiot as u had already mixed the two together and then somehow managed to spill it on u. either way ydi.

that's what she said

J15237 25

The only thing that immedietly came to mind after reading the post was American Pie 2

rikkech 0

Hah, i feel sorry for you :| ..

no ydi fie being an idiot

at least you didn't pick your nose

a1mostevi1 0

wouldnt one hand be superglued to the faucet handle thingy?

Or worse...

Ha wow that sucks

Intellectualist 0

Moisture tightens the bond. retard.

Intellectualist 0

shut up. twat.

Laura doesn't look like much of a redhead... When will they get married?

You're horrible at insults.

alyssa00 0

i did that same thing, haha.

me too! and then my roommate was going to help me and glued herself up as well :D

Acetone will take that right off.

americayay 0

I was thinking that. Not really that big of a deal. Just kind of a pain.

Complete opposite of your dick, eh?

oh wow, your life is SO f'd. please go de in a fire.

HAHAHA poor you ;)