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Why would you break up with someone a week before your birthday? Always break up the day after your birthday so you can get a present out of them / see how thoughtful they are / have time to reconsider, especially when it's coming it. Seriously, you deserved this one.
God I know, I can't stand it how there are these guys that aren't all macho and shit. Their parents probably let them cry when they were kids too. If they care about emotional connections so much they should go have a sex change, otherwise they can quit their whining and go get some girls drunk so they don't have to bother about consent.
well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake
Yeah, and? How is this an FML? "Oh noooo my ex threw me a perfect party, this is sooo terrible!" Eh? ._.
Uhm... no. The quote was used to show the irony. She was just saying that the only way you could not understand this is if you hadn't read the quote which explained the irony of this FML. Maybe you should rethink your statement and reread the FML before using sarcasm. Just a thought.
You sir, fail. Why would you dump someone for such an idiotic reason?! YDI on so many levels. I hope she realizes she's better off with someone more strongly committed to her.
We get the guy's a jerk, but why did the ex go through with the party? That is the better question.
OR she didnt cancel it to say "hey dickhead look what you miss out on." I know i would. I'm passive aggressive like that. The worst punishment he'll get is from himself, and now they both know what a douchenozzle he is. I voted YDI seeing as how she was planning that nice party all along, i have to wonder what you expected her to do, OP. Write your name in the sky every day for a month preceeding your birthday??
Either she planned it in hopes of getting back together with the OP or he dumped her after she had planned in which cause the OP is losing out on a great woman, unless she she forgives the OP. Not enough info to determine FYL or YDI.
@10 He's quoting himself so that we know why he dumped his ex so that we get the irony of the situation.
Because he broke up with his girlfriend. The reason being that he thought she was insensitive. However, she threw a party, which would seem to mean that she IS sensitive. So not only does OP not have a girlfriend, he also looks like a total dumbass. On the other hand, he might be justified because she just threw the party to show him up. We don't really know.