By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Damarys 0

I'm guessing you were too

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eagle20 0

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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floozy 0
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aww fucked up. fyl.

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Damarys 0

I'm guessing you were too

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luis420 0

lol

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niemann2006 0

throw the cake in her face:)

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jwill27 5
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Do it. She'll be pissed but serves her right

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Kamon97 23
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Then kick the other guys ass

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sky_R03 12
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@235 What if he didn't know that she was taken, and it was just a casual hook-up to him?

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Naheelawhatwhat 0
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Just remember that KARMA will be a bigger bitch than she could ever be and will get her good for fucking you over.

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eagle20 0

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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rafaelbeau 1
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Sounds fair haha

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miss_madison 10
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Ok. At first I was wondering why everyone was saying "aw fuck that bitch" because I read it as his grandma. I was thinking "hey. I would proud." Then I reread it and I agree. Fuck that bitch.

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xsmores 0
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at least you know now :)

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spillproof 0
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That sucks mondo. But I never really did like that whole lie about being away thing.

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qwerty29 0
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Wow! Fuck that b*tch!

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trintrinmir 9
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Nah, she already has two guys for that.

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Mikeymikey 4
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Maybe .... no... you're right, your life is fucked!! well at least you found out about it. and dont' throw milkshake on her lawn at 50mph. :) unless you want another FML

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staffer 0

Damn dude that sucks, I hate cheating bitches. I hope you got some righteous revenge, like fucking her sister or mom, throwing the cake in her face and punching the dude. Also, probably BS cause no girl answers the door in her underwear dumbass.

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