By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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Doortje 29

Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!

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mbe0027 5

What if the surprise is, "I'm celebrating my ex's birthday by breaking up with you and getting back with him! Hope you like sausage?" Sounds awesome and mean at once.

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deannoz 0

I love how some people are telling OP what to do after this already.

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perdix 29

Unless the surprise is that she's dumping you for her ex, or asked him over for a threesome, you ought to suck it up and enjoy the surprise. In a week or so, tell her your real birthday casually and get another party then.

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Damaulibhai 1

tell her to go live with him if it is so.

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worldclass 0

Who doesnt have facebook these days.. she obviously knew or shes a psycho bitch

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CitrusGirl 0

Nothing she did was mean. I don't think she's a bitch, just confused

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grandpaearthling 2

hahahahaha she can think about whatever she wants as long as you keep reaping in the surprises. just make sure the only question you pop is "are you gonna swallow or spit that out" hahaha heehee

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Marvin_Android 0

How perfectly dreadful and awkward. What is there to celebrate about a birthday anyway? Every organism has one, and all it means is that you've been through the pain of existence for one more year. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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