By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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Doortje 29

Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!

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ckjacques53198 0

get laid first. then get apology sex. then dump her ***** ass. she has the other dude on her mind

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baddawg365 0

Go through it get the prize, rite before u climax scream ur exs name... when she asks WTF us tht say "oh I thought today was remember ur Ex Day"

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ninjasaurous 0

FREE CAKE AND SEX!!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

That's what you get for even having a birthday. Let that be a lesson to you. Also, YDI for that comma splice at the end of your FML.

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Hopersz 0

Damn thats so messed up. I feel sorry for OP. Its obvious the gf has her ex on her mind. Id dump her and quick.

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willmatrix 6

don't feel too bad. Christians do this every year with Jesus. They took the birthday of pagan gods and celebrate it as his.

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Freeze_fml 16

I hope they don't have sex with Jesus...

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TapialPaado 1

I'm a little worried at how many commenters view this as the end of the world.

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RatRodInk 0

hahaha fml?? haha when your real birthday rolls around you can do it all over again, man two birthdays a year milk that shit hahah

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skittle68 0

46, your birthday is your own personal holiday and should definitely be celebrated!! Go do something fun and enjoy what is left of your life!

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