Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my ex asked me to take the kids for the day, which was odd as it's her weekend. My son let slip that she was getting ready for a surprise birthday party, but I wasn't supposed to know. As it's my birthday in 3 days, I was touched that she'd planned something. Turns out it's a surprise party for her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Doortje 30
Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!
Claytonic 0
I'd take it anyways
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Comments (112)
Iissosmart 5
Am i the only one who took "It's her exs." as him saying she dumped him?
cardinalman77 3
did you shut up and take the surprise?
chippa 24
Nope. #59 suggested the same thing. Read the FML again, though. "Today is not my birthday."
mylifesucksserio 15
Who cares at least you got the surprise, didn't you?
kennakatherine 0
Easy mistake.
HappyPickles 11
So ... did you enjoy the surprise - or were you so busy whingeing about her getting the wrong date that she gave up?
mdkarwandy 0
agree with 78. and how do u know he deserves better?
jawjuhh 6
So you get an extra birthday? Ohhh fyl so hard xD
kinderteach 0
Wow! lol. just think, shell have to top that on your real birthday!!!
ultimatefez 4
enjoy it. in fact I would have to laugh about it after all the effort she made. then tell her afterwards so she feels bad and does it again lol