Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my ex asked me to take the kids for the day, which was odd as it's her weekend. My son let slip that she was getting ready for a surprise birthday party, but I wasn't supposed to know. As it's my birthday in 3 days, I was touched that she'd planned something. Turns out it's a surprise party for her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Doortje 30
Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!
Claytonic 0
I'd take it anyways
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Comments (112)
R0lling_St0ner 0
DONT EAT IT!! she went pycho and thought you were her ex and she posined the cake!!! but really don't unless she will to lick the spoon to prove it......and sense she already licking somthing might as well tell her to take care of you while she at it =PP *sorry but I had to try* =PP
Talease 0
Tell her be4 she continues to make an ass of herself as well as you.
sk3l370n 0
2 bdays a year? not bad
GeneralTso 2
SURPRISE!
seekingawug 0
She got the date wrong, but she planned and did all that stuff for YOU, thinking it was your special day. She didn't celebrate your birthday by sending her ex a cake and a present. This is a little unfortunate, but not a major issue. Don't listen to the idiots freaking out.
seximexi911 10
****** ouch dude
beaverbuck7 2
why is this even on fml you get two birthdays! lucky most of us only get one
OneWithManatees 0
There will be cake.
Pinkskullsblackb 0
If she still thinks of her ex, means she still cares.... U need to sit down and talk to her cuz this is as bad as screaming another guys name in bed
Cathica 8
so she got the dates wrong? its an easy mistake and she's doing something really nice for you.