Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
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Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML
Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML
Today, we did a Secret Santa at work and instead of buying cringe romance novels and candy for this other girl, I bought her a fantasy novel and a bag of dried mangos. When I went to leave for the day, I found both of my thoughtful gifts in the trash can. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today I volunteered to organize the office Secret Santa. I carefully tracked names, budgets and preferences. On gift day, I realized I’d emailed the spreadsheet to everyone. People now know who hates mugs, who regifted last year, and who wrote “Anything but candles.” Our Christmas spirit died pretty darned quick. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for..... Have fun!
Doortje 29
FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..
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Comments (101)
dracov1948 0
that has to suck!
xstaticdelta 6
sub C for n and you get a pun :D
rallets 22
sunk?
persianjr1 7
hahah you must have a potty mouth. yess, yes, pun is intended
carlomanden 5
YDI for being so full of shit! sarcasm
sexybeastsexybea 0
it's a pun anyway.
fakeaccountX 6
".....I got a rock."
doglover100 28
haha
DahkLohd 4
Use it on yourself! You're so full of shit. :)
OnlyAvailableID 28
I happen to like Master's sexy new look. The Michael Jackson nose and the cat eyes just gets me excited whenever I see it.
wjjq13 0
i agree no one is that mean on the 12th
simran9 0
avada Kedavra bruh
the_enigma1019 1
Pffft, a couple years after the last book, I killed Harry and took over the wizarding world. The muggle one is next. - the enigma
EvilCupcake8361 9
6 is my hero:)
CondomSense 4
I guess they're just trying to flush you out
musicismylife21 5
hahahaha
Dino33mite 0
very punny
Ninjafriends 1
That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for..... Have fun!
lideke 1
hahaha this one made laugh and I stil do.
HouseElf 13
Splinters...
NickK49 0
I guess I should make a punny comment
Doortje 29
FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..
DahkLohd 4
Haha yeah! You've got nothing to lose but your job. :)
Doortje 29
Oh, yeah, there's that. Btw DahkLohd, I'm still waiting for your visit!
Doortje 29
Voldie, you're really disappointing me. Do you take pleasure in making women super horny and then refrain from any contact? You promised you would come tonight (in more than one way, too!), you promised! :'(
xShannonxSammyx 7
You remind me of Bellatrix. Book, not movies. She was so much more badass in the books...
Doortje 29
I've given it some thought and decided I'm gonna take it as a compliment. Badass Bella kinda has a nice ring to it.
DahkLohd 4
Aw, don't worry Doortje. I'll come soon enough! ;)
ydi_4_suking 20
Maybe the person saw that you leave some big ass turds in the toilet at the office. And think you need it just in case at your house
randiZ25 0
use it on every toilet in the office then be sure to sit on it their desk and thank then for the awesome present!
randiZ25 0
sit on it**^ geez
Doopliss01 0
How many times do I have to say it? It's about giving not getting, OP.
xxmollyxx 25
Not really in this situation though.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sure they weren't insinuating anything OP..... maybe they waited till the last minute and were in a rush at Wal Mart.