FML : Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series....

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Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hozzyandie - / Tuesday 14 December 2010 18:02 / Ireland

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By Ninjafriends | 1

#1844871 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:09

That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for.....

Have fun!

By Doortje | 28

#1844889 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:12

FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..

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By dracov1948 | 0

#1844850 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:04

that has to suck!

xstaticdelta | 6

#1844934 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:20

sub C for n and you get a pun :D

rallets | 22

#1845156 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 23:53

sunk?

persianjr1 | 7

#1846339 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:39

hahah you must have a potty mouth.

yess, yes, pun is intended

carlomanden | 5

#1846363 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:46

YDI for being so full of shit! sarcasm

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#1846493 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:50

it's a pun anyway.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1899538 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 5:20

".....I got a rock."

doglover100 | 28

#4658310 - Saturday 7 July 2012 3:00

haha

By DahkLohd | 4

#1844856 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:05

Use it on yourself! You're so full of shit. :)

KaySL | 24

#1844879 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:09

Yeah but to be fair, last time someone used a plunger on their own face, it was you, and you ended up with the lovely makeover you're sporting now. Yeah yeah yeah, I'm your faithful servant, death to the mudbloods, please don't kill me, etc. etc.

OnlyAvailableID | 28

#1845080 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 23:01

I happen to like Master's sexy new look. The Michael Jackson nose and the cat eyes just gets me excited whenever I see it.

wjjq13 | 0

#1846120 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:04

i agree no one is that mean on the 12th

simran9 | 0

#1856887 - Friday 17 December 2010 13:11

avada Kedavra bruh

the_enigma1019 | 1

#3372614 - Saturday 1 October 2011 8:10

Pffft, a couple years after the last book, I killed Harry and took over the wizarding world. The muggle one is next.

- the enigma

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3437458 - Sunday 16 October 2011 1:23

6 is my hero:)

By CondomSense | 4

#1844868 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:08

I guess they're just trying to flush you out

musicismylife21 | 5

#1846423 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:06

hahahaha

Dino33mite | 0

#1846568 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 8:18

very punny

By Ninjafriends | 1

#1844871 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:09

That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for.....

Have fun!

lideke | 1

#1846487 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:49

hahaha this one made laugh and I stil do.

HouseElf | 13

#5367111 - Thursday 14 February 2013 4:16

Splinters...

By NickK49 | 0

#1844876 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:09

I guess I should make a punny comment

By Doortje | 28

#1844889 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:12

FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..

DahkLohd | 4

#1844922 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:18

Haha yeah! You've got nothing to lose but your job. :)

Doortje | 28

#1844972 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:31

Oh, yeah, there's that.

Btw DahkLohd, I'm still waiting for your visit!

Doortje | 28

#1845377 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 1:15

Voldie, you're really disappointing me. Do you take pleasure in making women super horny and then refrain from any contact? You promised you would come tonight (in more than one way, too!), you promised! :'(