Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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karinabeby
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sorry bout that bro.
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dedrater_kool_u
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lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
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karinabeby
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sorry bout that bro.
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friscoed
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I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!
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IphonFML
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haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma
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shrinkydinks
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oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)
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BaconDave
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It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...
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sourgirl101
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30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:
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agummere796
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bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D
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agummere796
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oops, I meant nows**
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gabstahhh
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Ooh. Awkward.
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pertained
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Her surprise was bigger?
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MrFlintstone
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I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship
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lunaXXdennice
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dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway
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FarSide
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You waited 1 day too long.
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abnormalbird
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She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.
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NuTrees
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Hoes get karma tenfold don't worry about her.
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Docbee
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Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?
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LaughinStock
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^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex
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OceanProtection
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Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro
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WolfKing501
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wow dude that just sucks
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runtodarkness
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^ I can say from experience that it's true
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dedrater_kool_u
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lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
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agentx52
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That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao
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kingotter
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Wait what
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shmity8
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not gunna lie, that blows
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Every1luvsfmls
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SCRUBS
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dancebabe34
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big time
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NomOnShroomz
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Not for OP it doesn't **badumtshhhh**
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TheNewGuy03
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well, better than being covered in thorns, i say.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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cudi504
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at least it wasnt something more expensive.
but fyl that sucks
but fyl that sucks
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JesusFishTaco
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No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.
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smurfsarwales
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his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...
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GuessWhatKids
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G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT
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JesusFishTaco
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65-What have you done?!
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zeroxbitch
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I feel ya bro, sometimes shot like this happens man that's life...
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rocketeer_97
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I love shots.
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sourgirl101
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buttery nipple shots?
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agentx52
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He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.
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rocketeer_97
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^You should learn sarcasm.
I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.
I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.
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rockindyl22
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You should've surprised her with a roundhouse kick to the face!
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CEG3
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she's not worth your time man. Sorry op :/