FML : Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fmylovelife / Monday 27 June 2011 23:45 / United States

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By karinabeby | 0

#2777232 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:12

sorry bout that bro.

By dedrater_kool_u | 0

#2777282 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch

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By karinabeby | 0

#2777232 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:12

sorry bout that bro.

friscoed | 0

#2777363 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:20

I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!

IphonFML | 6

#2777368 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:20

haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma

shrinkydinks | 0

#2777410 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:24

oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)

BaconDave | 12

#2778145 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:47

It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...

sourgirl101 | 25

#2778197 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:54

30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:

agummere796 | 0

#2778304 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:10

bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D

agummere796 | 0

#2778315 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:11

oops, I meant nows**

gabstahhh | 8

#2778652 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:12

Ooh. Awkward.

pertained | 12

#2778791 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:11

Her surprise was bigger?

MrFlintstone | 5

#2778854 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:36

I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship

lunaXXdennice | 0

#2782262 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:30

dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway

FarSide | 22

#2783206 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 4:27

You waited 1 day too long.

abnormalbird | 11

#5907433 - Monday 7 April 2014 12:32

She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.

By NuTrees | 9

#2777255 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:13

Hoes get karma tenfold don't worry about her.

Docbee | 11

#2777503 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:32

Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?

LaughinStock | 16

#2778607 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:02

^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex

OceanProtection | 0

#2780134 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:21

Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro

By WolfKing501 | 0

#2777265 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

wow dude that just sucks

runtodarkness | 0

#2778436 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:27

^ I can say from experience that it's true

By dedrater_kool_u | 0

#2777282 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch

agentx52 | 13

#2779191 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:08

That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao

kingotter | 4

#5310055 - Saturday 5 January 2013 18:31

Wait what

By shmity8 | 0

#2777284 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

not gunna lie, that blows

Every1luvsfmls | 6

#2778208 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:56

SCRUBS

dancebabe34 | 0

#2780191 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:34

big time

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2782206 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:19

Not for OP it doesn't **badumtshhhh**

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2777288 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

well, better than being covered in thorns, i say.

|the kid|

By cudi504 | 4

#2777293 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:16

at least it wasnt something more expensive.
but fyl that sucks

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2778850 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:35

No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.

smurfsarwales | 9

#2779023 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:45

his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2783774 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:35

G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2789980 - Thursday 30 June 2011 8:20

65-What have you done?!

By zeroxbitch | 0

#2777328 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:18

I feel ya bro, sometimes shot like this happens man that's life...

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2778147 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:47

I love shots.

sourgirl101 | 25

#2778217 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:58

buttery nipple shots?

agentx52 | 13

#2779193 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:10

He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2782726 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:12

^You should learn sarcasm.
I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.

By rockindyl22 | 0

#2777334 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:19

You should've surprised her with a roundhouse kick to the face!

By CEG3 | 0

#2777342 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:19

she's not worth your time man. Sorry op :/

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