sorry bout that bro.

I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!

haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma

oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)

It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...

30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:

bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D

oops, I meant nows**

Ooh. Awkward.

Her surprise was bigger?

I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship

dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway

You waited 1 day too long.

She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.

Hoes get karma tenfold don't worry about her.

Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?

^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex

Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro

wow dude that just sucks

^ I can say from experience that it's true

lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch

That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao

Wait what

not gunna lie, that blows

SCRUBS

big time

Not for OP it doesn't **badumtshhhh**

well, better than being covered in thorns, i say.

|the kid|

at least it wasnt something more expensive.
but fyl that sucks

No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.

his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...

G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT

65-What have you done?!

I feel ya bro, sometimes shot like this happens man that's life...

I love shots.

buttery nipple shots?

He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.

^You should learn sarcasm.
I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.

You should've surprised her with a roundhouse kick to the face!

she's not worth your time man. Sorry op :/