I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!

haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma

oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)

It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...

30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:

bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D

oops, I meant nows**

Ooh. Awkward.

Her surprise was bigger?

I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship

dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway

You waited 1 day too long.

She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.

Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?

^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex

Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro

^ I can say from experience that it's true

That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao

Wait what

SCRUBS

big time

Not for OP it doesn't **badumtshhhh**

No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.

his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...

G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT

65-What have you done?!

I love shots.

buttery nipple shots?

He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.

^You should learn sarcasm. I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.