Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
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Comments (136)
abbiex 6
Omg that hurtfull to u
unbalanced60 3
**** her im about to break up with my girl today
mollyjbear23 10
I still have mine too. Chin up. We are few, we are the proud.. don't give it away to just anyone okay? You deserve the world! :)
Unexpected12 8
That actually happens to a lot of us. But I agree. Ya need to drop her.
soak_25 21
throw her out like last nights dinner!!!
SonyIsGod 13
Well, my friend, it is time to find a new girlfriend.
oska2145 5
I have created an account just to say sorry bro.
404wan 19
unless you mean ex-girlfriend you chose to stay in this. no sympathy.
404wan 19
and she is still your girlfriend why?