Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
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Comments (136)
ErictheRed 5
Girlfriend of 8 years?
mschmuty_fml 19
You are doing it wrong if she managed to lose her virginity and you didn't. Just saying.
outoftown 26
The FML doesn't state HOW the girlfriend lost her virginity. If she cheated, I'll go with the "dump her" crew. If she was raped, she'll really need your loving support; hope you can see past the virginity loss to give it. Either case is a challenge. Good luck, OP.
madmoony 6
Are you an idiot? Do you really think that OP would come here and post something like this if his gf was raped?
outoftown 26
99 - In very religious places in the US, some nearly worship virginity, and have public discussions of "legitimate rape." Some guys would complain about the virginity part if his girlfriend was raped.
DanielleinDC 33
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest this was consensual on the part of the girlfriend, which sucks. But to be fair, yeah, there's a lot of asshole misogyny in religion that considers virginity gone even if a woman is raped and even blames her for it. I hope this is not the case.
byRose 7
shut the **** up.
DarkHeartAnime 4
*ex-girlfriend
0h_Boy 26
Hold onto it. Once you lose it, it's hard trying to find it again. Hell, you even try taking someone else's because you can't find your own
mollyjbear23 10
You can't find it again.. That's the thing about losing it - it's gone. That very first time only happens once. :/
MWidderAUDI 14
same exact thing happened to me about 5 years ago, she didnt see a problem with it..
Satoaoi 13
now you can lose yours to someone who isn't a ****
Hamz1989 13
What an inconsiderate downright awful human being.
dangousity 21
Took too long
awaydoggy 8
it means u gave her a hand job or something?