Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to convince my wife that a random YouTube profile logged into our bedroom TV was a hacker who'd hacked our Wi-Fi and planted a virus on our TV. She ate it up like an all you can eat buffet. The profile is actually a coworker of mine, who I’ve been secretly seeing. FML
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aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
Linkerdoodles 15
Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.
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Comments (237)
mduerden 18
Sorry to hear your troubles OP. I know this doesn't help but maybe you have a new laptop? Be positive!!!
tjv3 10
Man OP I hope you kicked his ass and dumped the girl. Man that sucks I hate cheaters
ThomasScott 7
If you can't beat'em, join'em.
AssTard 15
A laptop filled with viruses and a single **** video. I'd chalk that up as a win..
fmlforreal92 8
what's op mean +
iBeCareless 7
Why would he want a laptop with a video of his girlfriend getting pounded by another dude?
zango1 15
110, OP - Original Poster.
slayertack 19
A straight answer for once
SonOfAMitch 14
110, #124 is joking. It's actually Obese Penguin.
you_failed 15
Obnoxious Porcupine
FML_Whale 18
Overlarge Penis
CallMeMcFeelii 13
It means Obtuse Pineapple! Come on guys, don't lie to the poor kid.
Alexweber929 14
Original potato
PantyGAMES 10
Octagonal Platupus
sens3sfailing 24
Ovarian professor.
cchan034 23
Orange penis
tmmundy 17
#162...This one is my favorite out if all the "op's". Just imagine a guy getting a spray tan...lmao.
Zomg_Okay 26
It's Optimus Prime. Everyone knows that. Don't know where you mad fools are getting all these other ideas from.
Kingbreezy04 10
Everyone is lying to you, it's Octopus Pussy.
HiIAmKevin 8
119- to beat off to until he finds another girl...
Nevermind212 11
What if his I hope ex friend wants to ruin this relationship and photoshopped the whole thing!!
AKGirlinSD 20
^that would take a lot of time and energy! It isn't easy to go frame by frame and place his face in each shot that the guy's face is shown. OP, you'll get a way better gal!
fulgura 10
Because he's hopefully smart enough to delete the video? :-P
kipperin 18
I don't get it, why is everyone lying? :( OP stands for Dick Face, duh
heart_aussie_fml 20
What a jerk...
Poppipuff 14
Maybe he knew you would find the video but wanted you to understand what is going on without having to tell you. I doubt it though... Sorry op!
Bluekaren16 19
Dirk the pizza jerk. (WKUK reference)
whyusofat 17
Maybe 18 is right he didn't wanna tell you in person but wanted show proof shame on them both though sorry op
Gaaaahfyl 3
That bastard didn't have balls to confront op.
kumonsucks 7
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At Least one truthful good thing came out of it
beastseclipse 9
Truthful "good"?
aradmomen 9
**** cheaters.
morgiepuff 14
I think his friend already did.
cheertrombonist 9
low blow 12.. sorry you had to deal with that OP
SoylentCandycorn 10
And cheat *******.
ninjajoehenes48 8
Lol, that comment is awesome.
SuperDanielNL 23
Payback time, you have a video of them cheating. Be creative...
GoodLookingGeese 10
I agree with 159, vengeance taste good.
mrperspire 4
If your not in a relationship to be committed to someone. Then don't be in one. Every cheaters karma should be harsh and severe.
clair_brodie 35
He did... that was the problem LOL
AlyKinks35 21
Damn straight...
baileygirl88 8
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Maybe she's sick of waiting over eight years for you to pop the question...too late now !
Meshidaru_fml 7
Maybe you're an ass, #5.
nnnope 26
I kind of see what 5 means, but that's no reason for her to cheat. If she was concerned about that, she could talk to him about it any time. She probably didn't because odds are she's been cheating on him a long time.
GlitterScribbles 9
What if they've been dating since they were 14 and haven't found the right time to get hitched? Or what if they don't want to get married? There's no excuse for cheating.
greatgal369 2
Exactly #46 I've been with my boyfriend for about 7 years and I would never do anything like that to him... Don't blame OP for anything the best friend and girlfriend are just huge jerks!
baileygirl88 8
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I am not a jerk! Thanks ! I would never ever cheat on my boyfriend but I've been with him 4 years now and waiting (patiently!) Its totally possible...it was a joke ! No excuse for cheating on someone !
Kilv 13
136, if I were you, I would also try to fix my bestfriend computer. Maybe he has a message for you.
nnnope 26
"I would never cheat on my boyfriend, but" ^ should never be said.
fishstick557 14
25 you took the words out of my mouth .... Fingers ... Fingers
Okapi_fml 12
If a girl can take the initiative to cheat on her partner, I don't see why she can't take the initiative and propose herself. If that was indeed her biggest issue.
ccoverup 5
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Jeez people its not like #5 was defending the gf, she just suggested that maybe OP not proposing to her is a possible reason the gf cheated. No need to be so rude
KingMomo360 13
#33 Or maybe they've made a mutual decision not to get married but either way it's no excuse for cheating.
Strikerr 5
so ******* other dudes help her problem of not getting asked the question? dumb ass
nottheyoungest 18
Bang his head against the wall then kick his balls hard. That should keep him from banging anyone.
adam_night 9
Agreed, then do awful things to his now ex gfs car
TheKrogan 4
Actually, in this event, you do it twice as hard.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Yeah 118, if I banged my best friend's girlfriend and he found me out, I would completely expect multiple kicks to the balls. I would deserve it.
sens3sfailing 24
It is almost necessary, we need to try an make sure the sub human scum that are cheaters do not reproduce.
TwiztedYuri 9
@118 was a bestfriend now a nobody, was a girlfriend, now a ****. Personaly if a man ***** the person you live all rules go out the window the Bro code doesn't exist at that point. light his laptop on fire send him the vid of his laptop burning. and send the **** the vid if them two *******. tell her to have fun. or die... your choice.
jipster 11
Smash him with the laptop.
Amama_fml 30
How about a video of you banging his laptop?
PenguinBitch 43
But he'll get infected with the virus if he does.
Allornone 35
Just use protection
PenguinBitch 43
Yeah. I recommend Norton brand protection over Kaspersky. At least I feel better using it. ;)
Zomg_Okay 26
154 - What ever else happens, be very careful if you decide to use trojans. A mix-up would be tragic.
jonwassing 3
Fitting punishment. Hear hear.
Nekogami 14
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I think that the whole virus thing was a ploy to tell you something. I'm sorry man. Though admittedly .. Not taking it further than dating -might- be why she did it.
bestnameright 14
What kind of idiot plans that? "I know, I'll let him find the video of my banging his gf so that he'll be super pissed at me and break up with her! I'm a great person!"
SpicyDuck 22
Well seeing as he couldn't find any problems it seems probable. He cheated with his buddy's long term girlfriend, my guess is he didn't want to get beaten to death. I'm not saying its right, but there is nothing right about this situation anyways. It was probably his way of coming clean.
SillyGirl4602 23
It is possible that she cheated because she was mad that he would not take their relationship to the next level. There is still no excuse for what she did. If she was not happy then she should have broken up with him. It is bad enough that she cheated but with his best friend? She is a horrible person.
stolencookie 17
Never said it was his "best" friend, although it seems it usually is... Damn, maybe its better not to have any close friends at all!
BVBarmy_girl 22
I hope you broke his computer!