Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
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onerandomtask 14
since no info other than she had sex without you is given i say she better be your ex now. letting a significant other get away with cheating is only going to open the door for you to be walked on many more times..cut it off now and save yourself the trouble
perdix 29
The good news is that when you do lose it, she'll know what to do! When two virgins have sex, he ends up giving her anal 73% of the time.
gameover18 17
DUMP HER ASS!
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Did she know she was your girlfriend?
poccocurantes 7
Help her find it so she can give it to you. Damn kids, you go to parties and drink and the next thing you know you've lost your virginity. I would suggest getting with her and retracing her steps.
ulissey_fml 22
Those cherished memories have got to go.
hienzburgess 9
At least you found out :D
mk58 31
I don't ******* understand why there are so many cheating slags out there. Why can't any of these people keep a committed relationship with their partners?!
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
If they don't cheat, they don't make an FML.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I hope you meant your EX-girlfriend.
simoncat 11
You still have your self respect as well. GF? She's a cheating ****, even though her sex life has just begun.