FML : Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue...

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Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

By 1010110100101101 / Friday 19 June 2015 16:07 / United States - Fond Du Lac

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By TheSgLeader | 21

#6325413 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

By alex_622 | 22

#6325416 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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By MannyM | 20

#6325412 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

so... she won the bet?

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Sangue0608 | 26

#6325469 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:16

I somehow doubt it

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jacob_coryell98 | 8

#6325687 - Saturday 20 June 2015 7:57

sounds like quite a sticky situation!

By TheSgLeader | 21

#6325413 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

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shesaywha | 19

#6325425 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:27

That might be for the best though, unfortunately.

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Welshite | 39

#6325429 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:29

#6: Super gluing lady parts together is not for the best. Definitely not. The mental image is enough to make me recoil in horror.

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GodOfRiverFalls | 1

#6325495 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:52

My day has been made, dude, oh my fucking God?

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GodOfRiverFalls | 1

#6325497 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:57

Okay, I feel mentally challenged. Pretend I wasn't asking a question.

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thatonetribute | 31

#6325510 - Saturday 20 June 2015 2:24

How does one accidentally have sex?

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teentee401 | 36

#6325551 - Saturday 20 June 2015 4:14

Yeah, she might glue together a different set of lips.

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thehalochief | 2

#6325653 - Saturday 20 June 2015 6:34

#40 I'm pretty sure he meant that she'd glue her vagina shut so she couldn't have sex. Just like how she glued her lips together.

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HighasaCloud | 46

#6325670 - Saturday 20 June 2015 7:07

#72 She only glued her lips so she wouldn't *accidentally* say anything. That's what #40 meant by accidentally having sex.

Such a shame when proper responses get assaulted with downvotes....

By alex_622 | 22

#6325416 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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Iarla_ceapaire93 | 24

#6325435 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:32

You an I have very different definitions of a clever idea...

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Wutdafuqq | 24

#6325445 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:40

Super glueing your lips together is far from a clever idea. She went full retard.

And you never want to go full retard.

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Sangue0608 | 26

#6325470 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:17

I would go with different or unique rather than clever.

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lagreeni | 16

#6325577 - Saturday 20 June 2015 4:45

Duct tape would seem less messy

By NotDarkKnight | 27

#6325418 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:26

Well, she was determined.

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mds9986 | 24

#6325461 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:54

Yeah, stupidity like that really requires some determination to achieve.

By Liamj774 | 36

#6325423 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:27

OP: why did you do this?
Daughter: my lips are sealed

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NotDarkKnight | 27

#6325443 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:38

It'd come out more like "hmmhmmhmhm"

By 876t786t6oi | 12

#6325427 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:29

At least she didn't talk

By graceface1031 | 7

#6325428 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:29

When I was little, I made the same bet on numerous occasions. However, I went with the safer route of duct tape. Sorry OP, hope everything works out!

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Zebediabolical | 36

#6325481 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:27

Duct tape. For turning 'STOP! NO! DONT!' into 'MMMHHGGMMMMGMMM!'

By LeavenSilva | 27

#6325433 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:30

Sounds like she really stuck it out until she won that bet

By CliffyB03 | 28

#6325437 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:34

But did she win?

By musdesimd | 18

#6325439 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:36

not on topic but i wish many of the fmls wud state the age of the kid/child, oh well

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