Kids: Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet...

By 1010110100101101 - 19/06/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2015 4:32

Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

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TheSgLeader 21

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

alex_622 22

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

MannyM 20

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

so... she won the bet?

Sangue0608 26

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Saturday 20 June 2015 1:16

I somehow doubt it

jacob_coryell98 8

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Saturday 20 June 2015 7:57

sounds like quite a sticky situation!

TheSgLeader 21

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

shesaywha 19

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:27

That might be for the best though, unfortunately.

Welshite 39

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Saturday 20 June 2015 0:29

#6: Super gluing lady parts together is not for the best. Definitely not. The mental image is enough to make me recoil in horror.

GodOfRiverFalls 1

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Saturday 20 June 2015 1:52

My day has been made, dude, oh my fucking God?

GodOfRiverFalls 1

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Saturday 20 June 2015 1:57

Okay, I feel mentally challenged. Pretend I wasn't asking a question.

thatonetribute 31

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Saturday 20 June 2015 2:24

How does one accidentally have sex?

teentee401 36

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Saturday 20 June 2015 4:14

Yeah, she might glue together a different set of lips.

thehalochief 2

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Saturday 20 June 2015 6:34

#40 I'm pretty sure he meant that she'd glue her vagina shut so she couldn't have sex. Just like how she glued her lips together.

HighasaCloud 46

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Saturday 20 June 2015 7:07

#72 She only glued her lips so she wouldn't *accidentally* say anything. That's what #40 meant by accidentally having sex. Such a shame when proper responses get assaulted with downvotes....