Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet...

By 1010110100101101 - 19/6/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

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By TheSgLeader | 21

#6325413 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

By alex_622 | 22

#6325416 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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By MannyM | 20

#6325412 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

so... she won the bet?

Sangue0608 | 26

#6325469 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:16

I somehow doubt it

jacob_coryell98 | 8

#6325687 - Saturday 20 June 2015 7:57

sounds like quite a sticky situation!

By TheSgLeader | 21

#6325413 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

shesaywha | 19

#6325425 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:27

That might be for the best though, unfortunately.

Welshite | 39

#6325429 - Saturday 20 June 2015 0:29

#6: Super gluing lady parts together is not for the best. Definitely not. The mental image is enough to make me recoil in horror.

GodOfRiverFalls | 1

#6325495 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:52

My day has been made, dude, oh my fucking God?

GodOfRiverFalls | 1

#6325497 - Saturday 20 June 2015 1:57

Okay, I feel mentally challenged. Pretend I wasn't asking a question.

thatonetribute | 31

#6325510 - Saturday 20 June 2015 2:24

How does one accidentally have sex?

teentee401 | 36

#6325551 - Saturday 20 June 2015 4:14

Yeah, she might glue together a different set of lips.

thehalochief | 2

#6325653 - Saturday 20 June 2015 6:34

#40 I'm pretty sure he meant that she'd glue her vagina shut so she couldn't have sex. Just like how she glued her lips together.

HighasaCloud | 46

#6325670 - Saturday 20 June 2015 7:07

#72 She only glued her lips so she wouldn't *accidentally* say anything. That's what #40 meant by accidentally having sex.

Such a shame when proper responses get assaulted with downvotes....