By 1010110100101101 - 19/06/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
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1010110100101101 18

Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

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TheSgLeader 21

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

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alex_622 22

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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TheSgLeader 21

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

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shesaywha 19

That might be for the best though, unfortunately.

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Welshite 39

#6: Super gluing lady parts together is not for the best. Definitely not. The mental image is enough to make me recoil in horror.

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GodOfRiverFalls 1

My day has been made, dude, oh my ******* God?

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GodOfRiverFalls 1

Okay, I feel mentally challenged. Pretend I wasn't asking a question.

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thatonetribute 31

How does one accidentally have sex?

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teentee401 36

Yeah, she might glue together a different set of lips.

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thehalochief 2

#40 I'm pretty sure he meant that she'd glue her ****** shut so she couldn't have sex. Just like how she glued her lips together.

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HighasaCloud 46

#72 She only glued her lips so she wouldn't *accidentally* say anything. That's what #40 meant by accidentally having sex. Such a shame when proper responses get assaulted with downvotes....

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alex_622 22

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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Iarla_ceapaire93 24

You an I have very different definitions of a clever idea...

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Wutdafuqq 24

Super glueing your lips together is far from a clever idea. She went full retard. And you never want to go full retard.

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Sangue0608 26

I would go with different or unique rather than clever.

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mds9986 24

Yeah, stupidity like that really requires some determination to achieve.

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Liamj774 36

OP: why did you do this? Daughter: my lips are sealed

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graceface1031 7

When I was little, I made the same bet on numerous occasions. However, I went with the safer route of duct tape. Sorry OP, hope everything works out!

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Zebediabolical 39

Duct tape. For turning 'STOP! NO! DONT!' into 'MMMHHGGMMMMGMMM!'

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LeavenSilva 27

Sounds like she really stuck it out until she won that bet

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CliffyB03 28

But did she win?

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musdesimd 18

not on topic but i wish many of the fmls wud state the age of the kid/child, oh well

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