Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
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Comments (136)
Liamj774 36
Damn bitch
Geometric 18
In that case, she needs to make the transition from girlfriend to ex-girlfriend.
accioshannon 17
This took me an unusually long time to get.
hannaaaahr 33
what about this is hard to understand?
accioshannon 17
I don't know! It was really simple to get once I figured it out. I think I just blanked out.
ICastillo 24
#14 it's easy, OP simply put it in the wrong hole. Which makes him still a virgin.
xNephilim 18
It took me a minute too. I was like, "how is that possi-.... Ohhhh. Poor OP."
AssTard 15
14- Thanks for sharing! But, was it neccesary to alert the FML community to your lack of understanding towards a FML? I'm not trying to come across as rude, but that was completely unneccesary.
dangerika93 11
#35 I hope you're just screwing with her. Because that's not even what happened...
ICastillo 24
Yes #98 it was a joke. I guess people thought I was serious... *shakes head*
dangerika93 11
Oh! My bad...
dectivebobby 6
You mean EX-girlfriend now right?
BeachGirl27 23
Exactly my thoughts. Cut her loose man.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
22 - OP's ex-girlfriend already seems to be loose, if you know what I mean
leadawg75 12
Maybe she was trying to Protect your virtue...probably not, but there is still that glimmer of hope. But still, dump her OP!
OhDearBetrayal 25
"I want to preserve your virginity and the way I'm going to do that is by having pre-marital sex with other people. I heard there's a fraternity party next week and they'll for sure be interested in a group orgy. Imagine all the pleasure it'll give both of us and you'll be untouched all throughout!"
dontpanic_fml 32
This is idiotic...
BlackPhenom 9
That's the number one way of going straight from virgin to *****. FYL
cmbar831 14
Well at least now you can loose it to someone that is your true love ;)
SpottedZebra42 14
Exactly. It's better that she cheated now instead of later. I can't imagine how it would feel to have wasted your virginity on a cheater. Chin up OP! There's someone better out there waiting for ya!
igive 29
And it's even better when they love you back.
moonwing 17
I honestly hope you left her. Anybody who does something like that isn't worth being with. Good luck with finding somebody who shares the same values you do!
doritowhore 9
It really sucks how many people treat their boyfriends/girlfriends or spouses this way. It's sickening. You deserve much better, OP.
red_headforlife 15
I truly feel sorry for you, I know that really hurts. She's a stupid ***** who doesn't deserve you.