NSFW and Love: Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though....

Anonymous 4 February 2013, 17:17 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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TotallyDoneDating 2 May 2018, 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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Username 3 January 2011, 11:40 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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unsatisfied 9 February 2010, 03:33 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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Mini-wanker 18 October 2011, 17:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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Anonymous 8 December 2018, 03:00 Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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Scorned 16 September 2018, 06:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Nick 8 July 2011, 05:19 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Anonymousss95 10 December 2011, 12:03 Sweden 🌶️ Spicy

Testing the waters

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous 17 June 2013, 05:54 United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU 3 March 2014, 22:35 Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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sparkjolt 10

4 February 2013, 22:52

I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.

Pleonasm 35

4 February 2013, 22:55

That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.

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superfly9234 3

4 February 2013, 23:26

she sounds dirty

hallow239 3

4 February 2013, 23:27

Dump the bitch man u deserve way better

captain_howdy171 3

4 February 2013, 23:29

at least she still has the box it came in

ManSack 5

4 February 2013, 23:30

That's horrible for you OP, presuming she has cheated. You can go about this in a few ways though, they are as follows: 1. Sit and be a massive pussy about it 2. Kick seven shades out of the guy (if it is a guy of course) 3. Attempt to sleep with her friends and/or older sister to prove a point 4. Dump her bitch ass and get back on the scene

NerdyPanther09 6

4 February 2013, 23:40

Or 5. 2-4.

kat33_fml 7

5 February 2013, 01:09

Don't blame the guy she cheated with unless he knew she was in a relationship. She could have lied to him saying she was single. But other then that agreed do 3and 4 maybe 2 if he was aware

Phoebe_Buffay 14

5 February 2013, 01:23

So sleeping around is some how going to make him a better person than she is orrrr?

panda_lou 11

5 February 2013, 01:46

76- it doesn't matter if he knew she was in a relationship or not. I look at it like this. . . YOU are the one in a relationship. YOU made the choice to have sex/kiss/blow whatever. YOU CHOSE to do that when you knew you were in a relationship. As far as I'm concerned it is NEVER the other persons fault. They didn't force you to cheat with them, you made that decision all by yourself. Sorry for ranting but that irritates me beyond belief. Everyday I hear about some bitch saying "oh that **** is trying to take my bf." or "if she wasn't such a **** I'd still be together with him." It's not the persons fault if your partner strays. It's 100% theirs. They chose to cheat on you because they don't respect you or your relationship. Kick em to the curb and move the hell on. I'm so sick of hearing girls whine about how many times their guy has cheated on em. LEAVE! And stop blaming other girls.