By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 01:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 658
You deserved it 2 343

Same thing different taste

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Probably just watched finding nemo and realized the sea turtle is high...

Bludmagnus 13

Most likely one of those dreams some women have that is just them looking for an excuse to be bitchy.

she sounds like the girl that said "we gotta save the sea turtles" and hit her bf in her sleep

Sea turtles is another way of saying ugly girls.