By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee
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See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.
It could have been worse... This fml gave me a mental image I will not forget. Thank you ops girlfriend.
The girl's mom might be part cow. The apple doesn't fall far from the apple tree.
It's not apple tree it's just tree
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Show it anyway#80- It's Grammar Nazi time, let's go. If you're going to correct me, at least make sure your sentence is correct...
That made my day. LOL!
@92: You didn't put quotation marks around "Grammar Nazi, let's go," so your correction is grammatically incorrect as well.
#139- You forgot """"""time""""""" so your correction on my correction in is indeed grammatically incorrect as well. Are those quotations okay?
143- thats too many quotation marks. so your correction of his correction of your correction of his correction is in fact, incorrect. (Yes I made a mistake just to keep this going.)
143- thats too many quotation marks. so your correction of 139's correction of your correction of his correction is in fact, incorrect. (Yes I made a mistake just to keep this going.)
Actually 149, you made several. I'm assuming not all of them were on purpose, so bravo.
Quagmire- how old are you? Girl- 16? Quagmire 18. Your first. Girl- mom. Quagmire- ooh I like where this is going. Giggity.
I've never really understood that joke because the age of consent in rhode island is sixteen.
French kisses :P
Ah yes, the elusive, wild "French"
Those damn French Canadians wrecked my garden this morning. They dug up my bulbs!
Bâtards...tabarnak!
The awkward moment when you're a French Canadian........
You animal!
75 - so true, so true...
I was the 69 th like
@99 - Eskimos are walruses in costume.
That awkward moment when you girlfriend gives you a cow lick...
Anyone else sick and tired of people saying "that awkward moment when..."
You should've licked her eyeball back.
As payback,next time you're having sex "doggy style" yell "PRISON SEX!" and stick it in her ass.
that brings back memories...
An eye for an eye?
C'mon, that's awesome.
Only if teeth were brushed!
is it weird that I had a similar experience earlier this evening?
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See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.
Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.