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By Brian - United States - East Wenatchee
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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  tellithowitis  |  13

#139-
You forgot """"""time""""""" so your correction on my correction in is indeed grammatically incorrect as well.
Are those quotations okay?

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  XtraEzeee  |  8

143- thats too many quotation marks. so your correction of his correction of your correction of his correction is in fact, incorrect. (Yes I made a mistake just to keep this going.)

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  XtraEzeee  |  8

143- thats too many quotation marks. so your correction of 139's correction of your correction of his correction is in fact, incorrect. (Yes I made a mistake just to keep this going.)

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