If you yell at someone you should care about over something trivial you should probably apologize and work towards bettering yourself so you dont continue this toxic behaviour. She sounds like she has the right idea but she should just leave you if your behaviour continues. Murder shouldn't be on the table yet.

“Today, I yelled at my girlfriend for something trivial” = YDI.

She doesn’t need the pillow. Her FUPA will work just fine.

If she uses a pillow, she'll get charged with murder. If she sits her naked body on your face, it'll look like the best possible way to exit this mortal coil!

if your dick doesn't reach your belly button, lower your voice. ydi

So, little man syndrome?

And THAT is precisely why we should never date women who out weigh us by 50 pounds.

I’m probably going to get downvoted for what I’m about to say, but I’m going to say it anyway. If you truly believe that she means it, run! It doesn’t matter that you yelled. It doesn’t matter that she’s a woman and you’re a man. Physical abuse is physical abuse. Imagine if a man told his girlfriend that he was going to suffocate her to death—he would be CANCELLED.

How about not yelling abut trivial things? Are you 13 years old?

Maybe you shouldn't yell at her for trivial stuff. Don't be a dick.