By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 01:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

iemislayer 10

Run.... Don't question me.... Get out while you STILL can!

winkydog4056 16

Maybe try asking her what she is talking about? It probably wouldn't hurt to make sure you're standing across the room incase she decides to show you the pain for not knowing about the precious sea turtles.

Well, that Crush from "Finding Nemo" was a great teacher, dude!

dont let her anywhere near your boxers til you find out if shes a snapper...

I'm pretty sure the girlfriend was trying to make a joke. Depending on tone and other things that OP could be oblivious to, he may just not get it and needs to stop being so literal and serious.

Sea Turtles mate lol, Do you live on the islands? instead of turtles try a plane lol.

Oh no!! She learnt that they can breathe through their butt and she's now going to learn the art of butt breathing and take over the world!!!