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By Brook363 - United States
Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML
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By  pasiphae9  |  5

Is your garbage can made of metal? If so, attach the live part of a cattle prod to it so when the homeless guy touches it he gets a shock. You can use gloves to pick up the lid, and detach the prod when the garbage men come round :)

Nothing could go wrong, trust me.

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By  jennam_fml  |  4

I agree with number four. It's no different then diapers, and it's in a bag. I put my dogs poop bags in the trash and I've never recieved a letter of any kind about it. But..How did they know it was poop in the bags? Did they rip them open to see? Wtf.

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By  emery52  |  0

I don't really believe this one...because it's not much different than putting a diaper in the trash. Also, I don't think that they'd even notice, really. I mean, it's not like they'd a) smell it-it's a garbage truck; or b) look in the bags to see what's in there, much less notice the bags in the first place.

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By  pasiphae9  |  5

Is your garbage can made of metal? If so, attach the live part of a cattle prod to it so when the homeless guy touches it he gets a shock. You can use gloves to pick up the lid, and detach the prod when the garbage men come round :)

Nothing could go wrong, trust me.

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