Work and Video games: Livin' the dream - FML

Livin' the dream

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 05:01 - Australia

Today, and for the last few days, I’ve been playing farming life simulator games. It dawned on me that my fictional farmers will probably be more successful and social and rich and energetic than I ever will be in my entire life. FML

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Saturday 9 January 2021 13:29

They're programmed in a way that will always have a high chance at succeeding, extremely social and able to get along with anyone (and everyone is perfect too) They all seem to get perfect sleep. They're a program, not human. Humans aren't perfect. Humans have an unknown amount of variables. Don't compare your life to a games' outcome, you're always going to look less complete than it. Look forward to what you can and do control in your life to get the best outcome you can.

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Saturday 9 January 2021 13:29

They're programmed in a way that will always have a high chance at succeeding, extremely social and able to get along with anyone (and everyone is perfect too) They all seem to get perfect sleep. They're a program, not human. Humans aren't perfect. Humans have an unknown amount of variables. Don't compare your life to a games' outcome, you're always going to look less complete than it. Look forward to what you can and do control in your life to get the best outcome you can.

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Saturday 9 January 2021 20:48

You sound like my husband....hmmm.

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