By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
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I guess I'm kind of confused. Every medical facility I've been in has had private toilets for patients; it's just you and the toilet. I kind of understand pee anxiety when there's a bunch of stalls and people coming in and out, but I've never seen that in a medical facility. It's also disconcerting that the staff allowed you to try for two hours. After ten minutes I would have knocked on the door.

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How do you people do this? I'm really sorry, it sucks that you had to smell like pee.

I hope the nurses didnt get pissy at him for spilling it after the long wait.

man, i wouldve been pissed at myself.

I bet you pissed off the doctors! I'll show myself out...

I guess I'm kind of confused. Every medical facility I've been in has had private toilets for patients; it's just you and the toilet. I kind of understand pee anxiety when there's a bunch of stalls and people coming in and out, but I've never seen that in a medical facility. It's also disconcerting that the staff allowed you to try for two hours. After ten minutes I would have knocked on the door.

Yeah, and after maybe 20 minutes they would probably give up.

Typicall, these people are on the office making multiple trips to the restroom, rather than being locked in with the toilet for 2 hours. I once had a job running drug tests. We would supply the person with lots of water and wait it out.

I'm glad you got excited. that's a first....

At least you managed to! Moral victory...?

Looks like urine a lot of trouble there, OP. I just couldn't help myself.

That's stinks! I can't imagine what it's like not being able the go in a bathroom. But I hope you get better OP

Urine sample? I haven't heard of that Pokémon

I dont know who voted you down or why, but i shall attempt a partial fix of the issue after im done cackling. I might be a while.

I like the phrase "trying to catch a urine sample". Makes me imagine that someone is peeing at you across the room (or maybe over the stall door) and you're trying to "catch" it in a cup!