Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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AthiestNun 11
Better than having to share a room with her.
Grootensliven 10
Sounds like she planned it
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Comments (115)
davincidasecond 24
Throw her overboard!
pike1346 3
Damn bro. Better get you some strange quick
ksks1234 33
I am not up to date with the colloquialism of today's youth. What is some strange?
LoopyLuuLuu 7
it's not really a new term. just short for doing it with a stranger. one-night stands and so forth.
jrock9093 18
That what we call a wh*^* sorry for saying that but I feel bad for you I hope you find better there are lots of women out there that will give you what you deserve bud
withered 30
***** for breaking up a realtionship they do not want anymore?
Omniprism 15
Weird. I think your girlfriend is stupid and you're better off. Go have fun.
djsammyc 19
sorry but whata bitch/*****
marramrammar 2
Have fun! At least you found out before you were really serious that she is a tool! Karma will get her!!
lanco_fml 10
more fish in the ocean..ur on a cruise have fun
TheAngryPrincess 3
****.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
Something tells me that he got the order wrong. I bet she found another room to sleep in, and THEN broke up with him.
Jst4kicks 16
**** her OP, go on the rebound and rub it in her face that you dont miss her at all.