Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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AthiestNun 11
Better than having to share a room with her.
Grootensliven 10
Sounds like she planned it
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Comments (115)
babyshaft408 8
U go do the same. Give her a taste of what it feels like.
snazzily 2
by room to sleep in, do you mean, man to sleep with?
benmec 18
Rude!!! And disrespectful!!!! Who breaks up ON a cruise?!!! Pffff. You deserve better!
pistolpete31000 7
Breaking up while on a cruise... Sounds a little overboard to me
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I know it sucks bro but you're on a cruise! Go meet some women and have a few drinks! No worries!
EvilLittleMan 23
Tape a note to the cabin door of said room with a message that reads: FYI... Those aren't razor burn bumps.
AverageJoey 18
You should have thrown her overboard
squarecircles 13
Don't sweat it. If she dumped you on the cruise she ain't worth it anyway. So just enjoy yourself and I'm sure there's plenty other fish on the cruise.
Xotoolyxo 16
Find someone else to share your room with then(;
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope the cruse is almost over...you'll find someone else.,,