By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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babyshaft408 8

U go do the same. Give her a taste of what it feels like.

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snazzily 2

by room to sleep in, do you mean, man to sleep with?

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benmec 18

Rude!!! And disrespectful!!!! Who breaks up ON a cruise?!!! Pffff. You deserve better!

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pistolpete31000 7

Breaking up while on a cruise... Sounds a little overboard to me

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

I know it sucks bro but you're on a cruise! Go meet some women and have a few drinks! No worries!

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EvilLittleMan 23

Tape a note to the cabin door of said room with a message that reads: FYI... Those aren't razor burn bumps.

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squarecircles 13

Don't sweat it. If she dumped you on the cruise she ain't worth it anyway. So just enjoy yourself and I'm sure there's plenty other fish on the cruise.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Find someone else to share your room with then(;

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worldclassrager 39

I sure hope the cruse is almost over...you'll find someone else.,,

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