Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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AthiestNun 11
Better than having to share a room with her.
Grootensliven 10
Sounds like she planned it
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Comments (115)
ElricMustang 23
Kinda seems like she was gonna do this to begin with.
rosha267 21
Throw her overboard
kyu_Q 19
she is quite brave OP. I would have been worried about running into the person I broke up with and possibly getting thrown overboard
Euphrates 10
Wow she's a *****
mFUNdo21 17
she's a ***** for ending a relationship she wasn't happy in? yeah she's a bitch for the timing but that does not make her a *****
ElricMustang 23
It doesn't seem like it just happened with bad timing. It seems more like she waited for the cruise, probably just so she would be able to go in it, because if she had dumped him before, she wouldn't have been able to go.
SarahFuckingMae 8
that still doesn't make her a *****.
tfriend3 15
What a bitch...I'd be mad as hell but at least you have plenty of time to meet other people, sorry OP.
cajunvudoo 6
Sounds like you need to cancel her plane ticket home.
diving_fml 30
the flight home will be awkward.
yenze 18
to #34 and #35 who said they flew there the cruise could of left from their city
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think you should find someone else on board to share your room. Seriously, go have fun. Living well is the best revenge.
olpally 33
Push her off the ship...
zoegirl_455 30
You should go over and introduce yourself to her new roommate! I'm sure they'd be happy to meet you and not feel awkward at all