Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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AthiestNun 11
Better than having to share a room with her.
Grootensliven 10
Sounds like she planned it
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Comments (115)
golden_warrior 23
ladies, ladies - yes I'm single... that should be your attitude. Mission: get laid
Pandacupcakelove 26
The definition of bad timing...
CockAsian 14
Good* He's now single on a cruise with probably a bunch of single girls. Have a bangin' time OP!
alycia_crazy_fml 7
OMG
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
What an insightful comment.
GracesDelirium 9
Such a masterful work of art, that comment there.
The_Paladin 16
try to have some fun and be happy you don't have to share your room with her.
pistachiopanda 19
The awesome thing is that you are single now! The best time to have fun is on a cruise! Especially if they have open bar. If you can't have fun, at least you can drown your sorrow.
alycion 39
Not being funny, but what cruise line has open bars? I've been on a few different ones and never ran into that. The closest was being able to buy alcohol at the duty free store and paying a fee to consume it on ship. Had a soda pass, so just kept getting soda or juice and mixing my own if I wanted something basic. I haven't even seen that option in years.
UO88 10
I have been on 2 Princess Cruise ships with my family. Both offered alcohol in multiple bars around the ship. It's actually where a large percentage of their money comes from, as it is not included in the price of the cruise.
alycion 39
Bars, yes. Open bars, no. Open, at least around here implies that the drinks are included, like the food. I was just wondering if some cruises are doing this sometimes now. Seems like a poor business decision considering how much people drink on these things. A cruise or Vegas is about the only time I have alcohol anymore. Something about laying on a pool deck with a boat drink is nice.
perdix 31
That's considerate of her. Sharing a room for the rest of the trip would be awkward. Well, get after it! You've only got a few days to find a girl who will share her razor bump burn with you. ;)
diving_fml 30
Perdix, are you referring to wellcrap's post earlier?
mFUNdo21 17
yes. yes he is
perdix 31
#35, no, wellcrap referred to "razor burn bumps" and I mentioned "razor bump burns." The two are completely different and it's just a crazy coincidence.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Go out, have fun and meet other women. Let her see what she lost.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Least you aren't sharing a room. And hey, you can go find someone new. It is a cruise after all. Go have fun.
darryaz 9
Have a rebound fling!!!!
hilde43 5
Go have fun get a new hotter women in your room tonight :)