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^ they went on a blind date. it's when people don't think their girl is pretty and cut their eyes out/ put on a blindfold to not see said woman

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59- yeah. and it's really gross if they don't clean the blood off of the blindfold. have some self respect, people!

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37- a blind date is when two people don't know each other (or in this case, two people who other people didn't know knew each other) get put together for a date by friends. But, I approve of the above comments.

go out with him again, then cheat on him. revenge is sweeter than any candy. oh, and order a steak so you can slap him with it.

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And ruin a perfectly good steak? She should order a tofu burger. Artificial meat seems to fit the situation in my mind.

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Nice idea especially the steak bit lol, but I can't help but feel that if she cheated on him she would only be degrading herself.

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Mmm, excellent point Nimmrodel. Perhaps "accidental" sterilization would fit the bill? Spill a pot of coffee on his crotch maybe? I don't typically approve of going for the 'nads, but I don't like cheaters.

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I like your thinking Eggnogg it's devastating and easily made to look like an accident. I hope OP is taking notes.

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awardZu, I disagree with you. If she uses the plate she could potentially be charged with battery. The more I think about it, the better Msbunnies idea seems. What guy wants to be slapped in the face with "meat"?

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I agree a veggi burger would be better to throw at his face but be sure to put hot sauce in it and a lot so you can say it slipped and he will probably go blind " what a bastard "

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i agree with everyone agreeing with one another. she should get a std and infect the guy with it. he will never forget her that way

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Use the knife and fork to stab him then eat the steak with your hands, how a steak should be eaten.

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well I think u should look at him for a minute straight in the eye, so he looks then he'll try to make a move. then, u can leave or have all hell break loose

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I think that 17's question may have actually been directed at a comment that was directly above this one, but was deleted by the Mod gods.

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It was deleted right when I was about to tear into the guy and make his day very unhappy by inflicting phycological pain upon his immature self.

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