By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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robc32ca 4

pull over get gas leave her behind

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RedPillSucks 31

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

yeah, that does AUCKS! on a side note, i wonder why she broke up with you....hm....

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iSitt 0

you have six hours to win her back

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Daileyyy 0

show her Ur penis she will make it up to u.

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millionaire93 0

aha, I love it when ppl mis spell things. :)

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DocBastard 38

You love it when...uh... *head explodes from the irony*

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Timmo_fml 2

Doc - are you American? If so, well bloody done! The first American in history to get irony!

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docscientist 9

53, much of American comedy is based on irony. Also, it's sad if you base your worldview of others based on your interactions through an online forum.

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shoelaces301 0

33- not unless its the size of justin biebers or smaller (wait, is that possible?)

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missvee98324 0

YDI for texting while driving

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pr0j3ctsaturn413 1

That would be a good time to let her remember all those times she's been a condescending bitch to you. Don't ya think? :D

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stephanie0613 0

And you know the size of Justin Biebers penis because ?.....

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Timmo_fml 2

Turns out Americans are easy to wind up as well. Obviously my world view has been shaped just from people's comments on FML - it's not like I ever go out and do things or anything.

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pwincessa23 1

I would have kicks her out of the car. "you wanna break up? ok, get out since u no longer have a boyfriend u also no longer have a car ride" unless it was her car.

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sulitak 27

yeah. I'd work to make it even more awkward. like discuss the decision with her. :)

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anonymous100000 17

OP should've just kicked her ass out of the car right there.

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jiggyjiggz 0

next time buy a plane ticket.

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austin1414 3

so he can jump out and kill himself, given the circumstances

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StrayXL 0

No No No Then he wouldn't be able to say this. You see that right next to you it's a door now GTFO and enjoy the walk

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nollid7 5

#88 you're right, I'd say ok get out and here's your S***!

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Sounds like she is quite impulsive. Must break up with you NOW!

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robc32ca 4

pull over get gas leave her behind

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grumpybarista 0

exactly what I was thinking.

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DonULFonso 22

Get gas, send her to the loo... and while she's there, text her "OK" - and let her find out by herself when she gets out that you've taken the hint and gone along alone :D !

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Shit your pants, lock the windows.

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Swayzeddddd 0

lol nice exept I would grab her and start kissing her ;D

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RedPillSucks 31

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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