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that aucks
yeah, that does AUCKS! on a side note, i wonder why she broke up with you....hm....
show her Ur penis she will make it up to u.
aha, I love it when ppl mis spell things. :)
You love it when...uh... *head explodes from the irony*
Doc - are you American? If so, well bloody done! The first American in history to get irony!
*cleans up Doc's spilled brains*
53, weak.
53, much of American comedy is based on irony. Also, it's sad if you base your worldview of others based on your interactions through an online forum.
I'm sure 53 was just being facetious.
33- not unless its the size of justin biebers or smaller (wait, is that possible?)
That would be a good time to let her remember all those times she's been a condescending bitch to you. Don't ya think? :D
Turns out Americans are easy to wind up as well. Obviously my world view has been shaped just from people's comments on FML - it's not like I ever go out and do things or anything.
makes for an awkward 6 hours!
Awkward...
yeah. I'd work to make it even more awkward. like discuss the decision with her. :)
yup
Sounds like she is quite impulsive. Must break up with you NOW!
i like this ide
Get gas, send her to the loo... and while she's there, text her "OK" - and let her find out by herself when she gets out that you've taken the hint and gone along alone :D !
lol nice exept I would grab her and start kissing her ;D
they had sex for the first time
so she was walkin the rest of the way right?
Depends who's driving.
She shouldn't be texting and driving
Get over it.
^win
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pull over get gas leave her behind
So what happened in the previous 4 hours?