Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Holiday blues
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
probably single
Gram, Denmark
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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AthiestNun 11
Better than having to share a room with her.
Grootensliven 10
Sounds like she planned it
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victoriaescobar 10
Is it another guy's room?
Malcazar 22
enjoy the rest of the cruise!
tbabyfosho 7
You dont need her anyway man!! Good riddance!
Dcm210 19
How is she gonna feel when she has to find her way back home.
havok87 11
They can't find a body at sea at night.... Just sayin.
DocMcVickers 13
That's when you go to the bar and hook up with a ton of chicks to get back at her.
JamesUSMC 6
ssssslllluuuuutttttttt!!!!!
janiiine 5
Who knows, now the relation ship has gone, you might find you're cruising.
RLD101 3
dang man... thats rough. Find the closest bar and hottest lady and fight fire with fire! Keep your head up!
lizzy_babyy 9
you're on a cruise and there is probably hot girls everywhere. do your thing.